yes this is windy

hi hello enjoy

[writing-prompt-s]

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

[th4nkyoub3n]

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

[coratorium]

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

[bace-jeleren]

W for “wupwards”

[benjaminbreeg]

a is for “am going left”

[mr--roboto]

[woifiecindy]

what kind of plane need 21 pilots

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219]

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

[thebootydiaries]

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

[wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2]

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

[thebootydiaries]

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

[actualdogvines]

“A vicious rotti. 😂”

[fionaostbyillustration]

[skymachine]

tutant meenage neetle teetles

[twitblr]

[cuntpunt-blog]

[stickyfrogs]

Hello! 😀 Yes they do! 🐸 Gumby is best at his name, but Voigt is best at hide and seek!

[captoring]

i love him

[strikemidnight]

I’m all about this pose.

[bagelnbail]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[spacebattles]

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

[redfurniture]

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

[roachswallower]

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

[empathy3000]

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

[toolusingmammalgirl]

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

[sigmaleph]

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

[pluspluspangolin]

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

[roachpatrol]

So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

[jame7t]

this not soup

[dontbefanci]

So I said to Justin Timberlake, “That is Not Eggnog.”

[benpaddon]

Fuck. Beans.

[doc-coyote]

I’m Really Concerned This Isn’t Rice

[dat-soldier]

As I Stand In The Year 2016 Of Our Era I Have Been Faced With A Delusion So Blatant And Yet So Hard To Swallow That For The Longest Time I Was Convinced This Very Cream Was The Absolute And Unshakable Real Deal Even Though Further Investigation And Careful Research Led Me To Begrudgingly Accept It Was In Fact A Mere Substitute Of Equal If Not Superior Quality And I Am Now Having Major Difficulties Coming To Terms With Such A Realization As My Previous Beliefs Were The Very Basis Of My Understanding Of The Universe And Perhaps The Pillar Of My Very Faith In Existence Itself Both Now Gone In Smoke As I Struggle To Glue The Pieces Of My Moral Values And Knowledge Of The Self Back Together Over The Annihilation Of What I Thought Were Basic Truths Only To Turn Out To Be Total Deception

[fuks]

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge