Mouse Bites

🦕It's a Doggy Dog World Out There🦖 She/Her, 21, Gay, Trans, Yuri Freak and #1 Ingen Fangirl

[mousebites-blog]

I've had this idea for ages and I finally made it!

[mousebites-blog]

If I had a nickle for every time the creation of a groundbreaking element of the modern internet was motivated by the desire to objectivity the bodies of women I'd have... oh, oh god, thats so many nickels

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[rosenkranz-does-things]

inspired by that bit in Home when Scully tells Mulder that if he had to do without a cellphone for two minutes he'd go insane

[earwormed]

[puppygirllaika]

girl thighs are literally so good. You can just like, put your face in between them and suddenly the whole world is quiet and soft and warm and smells like girl. 10/10.

[charlotte-in-scarlet]

[chuwenjie]

A compilation of stuff I know about drawing Asian faces and Asian culture! I feel like many “How-To-Draw” tutorials often default to European faces and are not really helpful when drawing people of other races. So I thought I’d put this together in case anyone is interested! Feel free to share this guide and shoot me questions if you have any! I’m by no means an expert, I just know a few things from drawing experience and from my own cultural background. 

[kalichnikov]

BaalBuddy

[moshbrotatoes]

[hatepotion]

the internet's favorite resident doctor

[justsomeonesoul]

2021 X 2026

Based on Life Is Strange comics ( THEY ARE MY CANOOON )

[mousebites-blog]

[euclidparabellum]

Found what the note says.

[mousebites-blog]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

just rewatched t2

[remanedur]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Actually this time probably not. The writing was on the wall way before Reagan became president, and the steel mill closed in November 1981, barely ten months into his president.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He was governor of California during that "writing on the wall" period. He was the one writing. It was his wall.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Oh. Well don't I look stupid now.

[xpxssxm]

Terrible news: you learned something today

[jackcebk]

Not a single skip on this album.