Wining and Dining in Three-Quarter Time

"The devil he wore such a fine, fine shirt And it stayed so clean while he dragged me through the dirt Now, honey, don't trust anyone who looks you in the eye Don't take any kindness, it's a demand in disguise." -Deb Talan, "Rocks and Water"

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[winedinedemon]

Did Acri mention that having another man completely writhing underneath him was hot? Cause if not, it totally was. The demon took a slight moment to thank every deity he could think of - not that he quite believed in them - for the sheer fact that his night had ended up like this. He’d be even more damned if he mentioned it, but he’d hit a rather dry spell as of late... Hell, your own fingers could only do so much. 

Hmm, perhaps he should have trimmed his nails before he started this adventure....

Gasps of pleasure brought the older man to his senses. A hand was slowly ghosting up on him, pushing the shirt somewhat away. A sneer formed on the demon’s lips, eager to tease.

“Greedy kid, aren’t you?” 

Not that Acri wasn’t happy to oblige -- he slowly started a scissoring motion inside the other with his fingers. Normally, he wouldn’t be opposed to causing pain, but now was not the time and Eiri was not the man. Being the gentledemon he was, he was sure to have his partner good and prepared. 

A long hand flicked along the other’s shaft. Oh, that was a nice reaction. 

[winedinedemon]

//after going through THREE BAZILLION password resets, I can finally log in, jfc

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[winedinedemon]

Fuck, that was hot. 

The demon could feel his own trapped member throb in his pants. Just... fuck, to see the other man all but writhing underneath the demon’s body was a massive turn on. He had to mentally remind himself to remain calm, just because he was horny as fuck did not mean that Eiri was ready. Plus, men weren’t self lubricating like women were... man, he’d been with too many women and not enough men. Acri rarely played bottom bitch himself, but he knew where the general pleasure spots on another man’s body were -- he had plenty of experience with himself. 

“If you just loosen up, it won’t be half as bad.” His voice was almost a full on growl; he really was straining to keep his reserve. He walked a thin line of remaining his gentlemanly self and fucking Eiri into the couch, hard. Acri was a dominant persona, and his patience was wearing very thin. Slowly he pulled a digit out before sliding it back into the younger man, exploring and looking for that sweet, sweet spot. 

Biting down on his lip, he gradually began to add a third sailva-ed finger. It was starting to get very much hot, so the demon made an executive decision to rid himself of his top clothes... Unbuttoning a vest AND a shirt was very difficult when your fingers were buried ass deep - literally - in another man. 

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While the sweet sound of Alice Cooper was tempting him to the dance floor, Archer resisted and instead made himself at home at the bar. A sly smile crossed his features when he caught sight of Acri, and the executive couldn’t help but watch his every move.

“You’ve been keeping busy, I assume?” He asked over the music, gaze flicking over to the Eevee for a moment. The cyanette snapped his fingers and give the ‘come hither’ motion to the little feline, silently asking for her to come over so that she could receive some pets.

“Sorry I haven’t been in, work and all, you know.”

[winedinedemon]

A flippant, noncommittal wave of the demon’s hand dispelled Archer’s last comment. Acri knew the other’d been busy. Life tended to get in the way at the worst times. He’d be lying, though, if he said that he hadn’t missed the snarky blue-haired Rocket. Acri’s favorite kind of people were those who took his banter and threw it back in his face. Challenge him. The demon could be oh so humble, but he was a demon, and there were times he got antsy and needed to verbally blow off steam. Of course, this wasn’t something he showed everyone, oh no. You’d have to be in the demon’s closer circle to see that side of him. 

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen with me and I'm feelin' real shot down And I'm gettin' mean.

Alice Cooper was a personal fav of Acri’s, and he was exceedingly glad to learn that Archer had been a fan as well. 

“Busy as normal. Nothing special, nothing dull. You know the drill.” A chuckle escaped the demon as he slid the drink to Archer, careful not to spill anything. Peaches yowled and brushed underneath the other’s hand with a bright smile. Friend!!! Pets!! 

“I figured as much, glad to see you’re still kickin’. What’s new in your world?”

[winedinedemon]

@attitxde

Oooh, one of his favorite customers! He hadn’t seen Archer in a while, and truth be told, he hadn’t even properly thanked the man for his beautiful array of Christmas presents! The Eevee in question, whom Acri had named Peaches, sat on the edge of the bar. It was quite the friendly Pokemon, squealing at anyone that happened by in a plea for pets. 

And she did the same when she recognized Archer’s smell. 

Acri was already pouring him a drink. 

[winedinedemon]

//like this for a small starter from the demon man 8D

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[winedinedemon]

A loud cackle unexpectedly escaped the demon’s lips. Oh boy, the other man was feisty, and he loved every minute of it. Fight him, bite him, make it interesting -- he was all for trying things, and a power bottom was an adventure he hadn’t had in quiiiiite some time. Licking his lips, he drew back to admire Eiri below him. He was quickly nearing the end of his patient stride, himself. 

“Don’t be quite so eager, boy,” he spat, curling his lips to flash a fang, “You don’t want to hurt yourself on me.” Acri brought his fingers up to his mouth and sucked on two of them -- damn, he really should have brought some lubricant or something similar... Well, this would have to do, he mused. Hissing, he brought them to rest around the younger man’s entrance as the demon loomed over him, eyes never leaving the other’s.

“Don’t ever say I never did anything for you.” And with those words, his fingers disappeared inside Eiri, slowly, stretching the other as his own member strained with the contact. He was so painfully hard, but he didn’t want to risk finishing early. Oh no, he wanted to enjoy this as much as humanly - heh - possible. 

[winedinedemon]

–so when you meet me, have some COURTESY

 — have some SYMPATHY

  – and some TASTE  

indie demon bartender ready for business.

[above image by pragmaticinsanity.tumblr.com]

[winedinedemon]

//blows off accumulating dust LET'S START AGAIN HERE TOO

[victoriajoan]

I ache with desires that never are quite satisfied.

Tennessee Williams   (via deadrhymes)

[cfmusings-blog]

—————————-& the amount of ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ                                I have on my h a n d s is enough to make                you think TWICE about ever                                                                    loving                                                                                        me.

[pissyromancenovelist]

Glad to see you wearing something more festive for the holidays. I personally think you should wear that ALL the time.

What was it with this weirdo and holiday attire? And why was he still wearing those damn horns in December?

“Yeah, well… if you like things festive,  I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.”

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[winedinedemon]

"..."

"Oh, do you? Now tell me, have you graduated from hanging Kleenexs off it to actual washcloths? Or are you just not up to standard?"

"Not even a mistletoe would fit on THAT chode."

[winedinedemon]

//after much deliberation, I finally have a voice headcannon for Acri -- I love Hugh Grant's sarcastic, witty humor when he plays Daniel in Bridget Jones' Diary, and as soon as I heard it, I was like YEAH THAT'S HIM except slightly less British and not cheating on his significant other. But totally might have back in hell's days.

[winedinedemon]

"What got you into bar tending?"

“Bar tending came natural. People are interesting creatures; they always have been. Why they do the things they do — I’ll never fully understand; some do dumb things and others do what they will, and the ones with reckless abandon are all the more intriguing.”

“Alcohol seems to exacerbate this – that is, it shows people for who they truly are. I’ve seen the most powerful of men and the most poised of women reduced to blubbering messes at the hands of it. It’s quite entertaining, really.”

“I suppose I just get a kick out of it, if you’re looking for the short answer.”

[gumuzkhi]

Ask personal questions about my muse's past. They are not allowed to lie or divert the truth.

[winedinedemon]

Give ❤ this ❤to❤ the❤ twelve❤ nicest❤ people❤ you❤ know❤ if❤ you❤ get❤ five ❤back ❤you ❤must❤ be ❤perfect

YOUUUUUyou're the best, YOU LIE

[winedinedemon]

sanguinize:

     “What–   well…        My socks aren’t cute, that’s..all I know for sure.”

That’s not what the old ladies tell me.

They say that your socks are adorable. And apparently I need to get a pair.