Gotham's Favorite Ghost

Bird out, ghost in. (Still Winged) Perpetual Host of What Happened in Gotham This Week

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[winged-ghost-official]

#1 You guys should come by the bird rescue and see some cool birds #2 What if I just flew around to check on the old patrol route? I am technically training so.

[winged-ghost-official]

Anyway hi, so turns out I've been healing all wrong but Im back on track to no longer needing a cane >:) I can commit crimes such as not fussing about bone pain

[winged-ghost-official]

Tell me, tell me little bird what is it that makes you tick? What makes the little bird fly? What makes him scream when he falls from the sky?

I'm semi-retired, and haven't posted in a while but hello! The door is right there

[herpsandbirds]

do you have any pictures of birds in odd places?

Have I got just the thing for you!

Have you seen the weird places where wrens will nest?

Eurasian Wren (Troglodytes troglodytes) chicks, in a hiking boot, family Troglodytidae, order Passeriformes, Halifax, UK

photograph by Don Nevison

Carolina Wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus), nesting in a plant pot shaped like a pig, family Trogolodytidae, order Passeriformes, Eastern U.S.

photograph by mocassinlanding

Carolina Wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus), nesting in hiking boots, family Trogolodytidae, order Passeriformes, Eastern U.S.

photograph by Betta Tryptophan

Carolina Wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus), nesting in an old hornets nest (provided by helpful humans), family Trogolodytidae, order Passeriformes, Eastern U.S.

Apparently, this is a common behavior for carolina wrens.

photograph by Bob and Sandra Plemmons

[incoure-art]

in the nest with mama

[birds-in-posts]

California condor (Gymnogyps californianus)

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[intjint]

ITS BACK

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[ruffboi-mags]

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[analog-television]

heres another picture of it yelling

[analog-television]

fuuuuuck (my friend @ne0nwithazero allowed me to post this)

[winged-ghost-official]

We will be fine, chesh was hit the hardest thankfully we still have an uncle out there but idk what he's out there doing, dad always said it was something like collecting mice- Striped lady

People have to have hobbies, some of that includes Mice I suppose.

Glad to hear you're doing well though

[winged-ghost-official]

Thanks for the condolences bird boy, I knew you were an alright guy- Smiling cat

Try to be!

Losing parents is tough but hope things get better for you soon.

[winged-ghost-official]

Sportsmaster dead? It's a Christmas miracle folks, Hallmark level. Next thing you know it'll be a white Christmas in Gotham! Shame we don't know who did it. But let's just hope we don't have an Easter miracle to match.

Got a quote you'd be willing to share about his passing? You're free to decline if you'd like.

Happy Christmas Grey Ghost, thanks for being a consistent and credible source of accurate news in the city, and for being a reliable pair of boots on the ground!

It's always a white Christmas in Gotham, in fact I'd love less snow.

I feel bad for Tigress and Cheshire, he was the last one they had left. For as much trouble as they gave me it still is terrible to lose your parents.

Happy Christmas to those who celebrate, and for those who don't I hope you have a good day

[winged-ghost-official]

So much has happened while you were away! We're glad your back ghostie! 👻 So what's the scoop on your teammates? The fanclub seriously needs some profiles, especially on the newest ones!!

I just flew back in, so I haven't had the chance to talk to many of them but from what I've heard they've been brokering deals for fire stations??

Something with the Goon Union? Probably

I know there's a mime and ?? I don't know too much about the other one (I'm sure they are very nice and cool)

As long as we're all working towards keeping this place from exploding I'm happy

Also I molted my feathers recently, not that anyone particularly asked but I'm glad they've all stopped /itching/

[winged-ghost-official]

Glad to be back in Gotham with your team? Or would you rather have stayed on vacation forever lol

I mean I'm glad to be back at work- can't just be away forever because (gestures to Gotham) this stuff happens.

Honestly though I'm happy to be back

[winged-ghost-official]

What Happened in Gotham This Week

Hello! I'm finally back after taking a vacation from happenings around Gotham but now I'm back to deal with what happened while I was gone.

Is anyone gonna talk about how fucked Arkham city is? I swear I leave for two months and then things happen right about that time period.

Anyway! Here's the news for the week of December 18-24th, Merry Christmas and be safe!

Tuesday, Dec. 18th:

Batman was spotted helping the new Superman Kon-El save Metropolis from the menace of Metallo! Nice to see the Dark Knight back in action.

Street Side Supers negotiated a deal between the Goon Union and the Penguin's gang to take back the Fire Station 42.

Wednesday, Dec. 19th:

Arkham City project in full swing and the Arkham Knight's special sentinel police unit has been spread throughout the criminal strewn city to keep things in check.

Torch of Liberty and Hellboy spotted destroying a truck belonging to Ramona Sionis to free Sophia Falcone.

Thursday, Dec. 20th:

New hero Ghostmaker makes his first appearance stopping Gotham Knight Sentries from harassing a civilian! Later found with broken backs.

We should Collab, two ghost themed heroes.

Friday Dec. 21st:

Red version of Blitz Krieg was spotted robbing Ace Chemical with Red Claw. Joker seen furious after the fact. Yikes.

Saturday, Dec. 22nd:

Ghostmaker spotted a second time on a rooftop speaking with Azreal.

Sunday, Dec. 23rd.

Deacon Blackfire spotted by Gotham with a tall figure in a black cloak and a gathering of ninja like figures.

Monday, Dec. 24th:

Danny D. Falcone, also known as "The Sports Master", was found dead from a gunshot to the head. A pistol was found nearby with no serial number and a taped up handle.

[winged-ghost-official]

Hey guys I'm back, what happened? O:

[dustsculptures]

the tits speak for themselves

[mi--corazon]

[whatwwwwwww]

[ID: A couple of yellow tits, as in birds, are perched on a podium with microphones in front of them. /end ID]

[incorrectbatfam]

Gotham is like if an intrusive thought was a city