[A video is attached. Wei Wuxian appears to have lost all of his awkwardness from before, despite the fact that he is running around chasing Lan Wangji in a game of tag.
“抓到了，你当鬼！” (“Tag, you’re it!”) He grabs Lan Wangji by the wrist, who spins around and stares with wide, shiny eyes at Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian stares back for a moment.
“Ah— Aha.” He laughs, shaking out his head. “Oh, I wonder… 我说的你都会听吗？” (“Will you obey anything I tell you to do?”)
Lan Wangji nods once, with an energy akin to a kid eager to please everyone around him.
“Ha! This is great!” Wei Wuxian thinks for a second. “Ooh, I know, hehehe… 你会为我脱掉抹额吗～？”(“Will you take off your forehead ribbon for me~?”)
Without missing a beat, Lan Wangji takes it off. Wei Wuxian’s jaw drops. A little distance away, Meng Yao’s jaw also drops. Lan Xichen just sighs with amusement. “你真的。做了。” (“You actually. Did it.”)
It seems that he is still in too much shock to react when Lan Wangji proceeds to tie up his wrists with the ribbon, and he only realizes right afterwards. “啥- 诶，这是什么意思？我什么都没干！” (“What the— Hey! What’s this for?! I’ve done nothing!”) He ponders this. “除非你想让我再抓你一次- 你当鬼！” (“Unless you want me to tag you again— you’re it!”)
Wei Wuxian hits Lan Wangji’s chest and bolts away. They chase each other until Lan Wangji almost catches up to him— but he trips over a crevice in the floor and topples into Wei Wuxian, who stumbles like a domino line yet still manages to catch Lan Wangji by holding him close to his body.
Breathing somewhat hard, Wei Wuxian scolds, “You nearly ate shit. 慢慢走。” (“Slow down.”)
Lan Wangji stares at him with all the wonder of a baby Pokemon. Then, suddenly, he grabs Wei Wuxian’s tied wrists and begins to back him into the nearest wall, to which Wei Wuxian yowls in panic— “蓝湛，蓝湛，蓝湛，你在干什么？！” (“Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, what are you doing?!”)— although his face blushes a furious red like Lan Wangji’s ears. Soon enough, Lan Wangji has Wei Wuxian pinned against the wall.
“蓝湛… 你想做什么？” (“Lan Zhan… what are you trying to do?”) he murmurs. Both of their eyes are half-lidded and entranced as though drinking in the sight of each other’s faces. They draw in closer to each other, lips slightly parted and less than an inch away from connecting—
“CAPYBARAS EAT PICKLES AND PICKLES ONLY, JIN LING!!!”
Wei Wuxian recoils so hard from Jingyi’s sudden yell that he hits the back of his head against the wall and bangs his forehead against Lan Wangji’s own. Lan Wangji staggers and falls backwards, groaning. The camera swivels to show Lan Xichen with a very, very tired expression as though he were an old man devoid of all hope in the world, and Meng Yao with their face buried in one hand.
“Guanyin in heaven…” Lan Xichen says, heaving a weary sigh. The video ends.]
