Wei Wuxian, he/him. Don't send me pictures of dogs.
My name is Lan Wangji, he/him. I am a cultivator and the Second Twin Jade of the Gusu Lan clan.
Wen Ning has a different blog now (@wandering-sun-husk) and he travels separately because of this. ā¦But he is missing.
We Fell from a different world, and we're just... currently trying to deal with Team Rocket. That's all.
[A note from Sagittarius the Rotom: Videos labeled with "Translation captions enabled" indicate that Hanyu (Chinese) is being spoken and translated via captions. If at any point it says "Captions disabled", it means they have switched back to speaking Unovan, or I am simply not translating what they are saying. Explanation of the translation software can be found here.]
My Pokemon:
Xiaohuo, å°ē« (Quilava, F)
Heimao, é»åø½ (Honchkrow, M)
Wanshang, ęäø (Absol, F)
Tu'er, å č³ (Eevee, M)
Sagittarius (Rotom PokeGear, it/vir)
Lan Zhanās Pokemon:
Lianhua, č²č± (Bayleef, F)
āØ Chenqu, éę² (Eevee, F)
Qilian, ē„ę (Buneary, F)
//Pelipper/Musharna mail, IC anon hate, and magic anons are all on!
[OOC info under cut]
arc/plot tags (in order of most recent to least):
#taking silver to pride - self-explanatory. they take silver to a pride parade and she has some self-discoveries :)
#sweet taste of sandalwood - drunk shenanigans. again. because wwx desperately needs a good drink after the whole houndoom ordeal he just went through. except more (gay) things happen this time š
#kong quan zheng - wwx and co. get dogpiled (literally) by an army of houndoom (mid stakes) + the aftermath (not mid stakes but there is hopital). quite a few content warnings, very traumatizing for the blorbos, very gay. "kong quan zheng" means "cynophobia" :)
#uncovered data - surveillance recordings downloaded by rius from team rocket's hq. also includes wwx and coās discussions of this data
#wwx watches wicked - the whole group + silver watching both wicked movies. i just couldnāt pass up the opportunity for alliteration in the name
#getting drunk - fairly self-explanatory. short silly arc where wwx and lwj (and others!) get drunk, almost kiss, and get hungover afterwards
muse mixup madness compilation post
character tags:
#tiny edgelord - all posts with silver in them and posts that have to do with silver. because she is SUCH an edgelord (her pronouns are she/it/they :3)
#rotten candy - posts pertaining to zai yumei, a faller who became heavily involved in team rocket's business
#threevees! - for all the posts about baby eevee development <3
woawww would you look at that a new intro post! the wangxian brainrot advances more by the day i fear. but anyway, @pancake-umbreon here and im going insane
mid stakes stuff has happened! it will happen again. :)
not quite putting a full-on ban on nsfw, since there will be gore and (eventually) suggestive stuff. suggestive asks are fine within reason, but please nothing outright explicit ^^
[A picture is attached of a clearing in the dense forest above Ecruteak, where a plunge into a deep, dark body of water lies.]
This area north of Ecruteak was abandoned for a reason. Many strange and paranormal occurrences, many instabilitiesā¦ which the local wild Pokemon here seem to have adapted to very well, but the people deemed it off-limits at the first sign of grave danger.
This is where we part ways temporarily.
Wait
Heimao! Take Silver back to Ecruteak and keep an eye on her.
What?! I donāt need your Honchkrow hovering over me every second youāre gone!!
Doesnāt hurt to have backup. Once we return, Heimao can let us know immediately if something at all has gone wrong, not just with you.
Oh. Like a lookout. Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Good. Heimao, if you will?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
Slow down a little! Youāll throw her off your back! Right. Lan Zhan, we need to devise a plan to get all the way down to the bottom of this lake and stay down there for some time.
You did not think this through before?
I did! I just need someone to bounce more ideas off of. I could invent a talismanā¦ oh? What is that? Do you see that over there?
Three opaque yellow crystal fragments. They faintly glow with power and smell vaguely like burnt coffee. There's also a red sticky note attached to one of them.
"sorry about the smell. just put those in a pocket of your choice. it's three of you, right? i can make more of these if needed - fragment"
( @miyos-multiverse-express )
Whatās this do? And itāll probably just be me and Lan Zhanā too dangerous for the kid.
Hi there! As someone who's frequented the Distortion World a LOT the past few years, would you mind letting us in on what exactly your "preparations" were before you go into. Uh. That place --
depending on your answer we might have to mail you some ACTUAL protection from the more advanced dangers
thanks fragment i'm sure that's VERY reassuring -
( @miyos-multiverse-express )
Oh! That would be appreciated, thank you. Well, as I said, weāre going into a deeper part of the Distortion World because thatās where portals form more often, and Hong Zhulan will also likely have left us some more materials to find there.
gender identity that is usually tied to sexuality in some way. a woman who presents in a masculine way and is attracted to women. sometimes butches can be nonbinary but it's typically dependent on having some connection to womanhood and one's personal choice.
Right. None of that applies to me. I don't need all this complicated stuff on my identity when I'm dealing with complicated stuff everywhere else. Lan Zhan, where are you, I need something else to look at other than this PokeGear
I mean it IS the distortion world, feel like thatās a pretty reasonable reaction
good luck with it!
Exactly. And weāll be going, from the looks of it, to an area deep within it that none have dared to investigateā except for our lovely Hong Zhulan herself, of course. According to her research, the instability of the spacetime fabric intensifies the deeper you go, and as such, there should be areas where these instabilities reach a point where they tear apart and create portals very easily.
All this for one zombie guyā¦?
That āzombie guyā happens to be one of my closest friends. So yes. All this for him.
What a brilliant womanā¦ and she was treated this way. She could have easily made such a difference. Her way of explaining things makes so much sense even to those unfamiliar with the topicā and yet.
What should we do next?
Well, you read her foreword. From the looks of it, that realm holds a power that we need.
Mn.
(Translation disabled) Whuh-huh? You guys finished or something?
Pretty much. Weāre heading to the Distortion World.
Theā¦ wait, WHAT. THE Distortion World?? The place that originated a fucking swear word?!
Believe me, we read all about it and we know what weāre getting into. That said, Iām unsure if bringing you along to this one is the wisest idea.
Umā¦ Well, Iā Iām not a coward or anything, but I might sit out.
Not a cowardly answer. Probably the best answer, to be honest.
Unless youāre struggling to survive with minimal resources, it isnāt worth it all the time! Sometimes it builds character, but too much of it builds your chances of getting a limb chopped off.
okay well let me know if your lan zhan is permanently disabled after that incident and just refuses to let you know because he sucks. because im pretty sure that he'll limp when he thinks no one is watching.
i know goddamn well that i need to take care of my body! maybe. maybe i just want to bitch about it because the need to not make my body any worse consumes my life like a fucking parasite and i want to actually live and have fucking hobbies. gods fucking forbid a bitch have a craving to cook or go outside, right? its just one limb. ive got three others.
Oh, alright. His courtesy name is Lan Wangji, and his title is Hanguang-jun, though I imagine itās difficult to juggle three names when the people here are used to only one. Just use either the courtesy name or the title and stick to what you remember. And you neednāt refer to him so derisively.
Itās justā¦ jarring. If you called himā or any cultivator, for that matterā by his birth name with such a tone in my world, you could get yourself killed in an instant.
so why aren't you getting killed for calling him that while wanting to make out with him sloppy style? or is that why you won't do anything more than charged moments of eye contact with him?
He refers to me by my birth name. Weāve been doing it since we were young, even if Wen Qing thinks itās awfully audacious.
And anyway, I doubt heād be the one to kill anyone over a birth name. Honestly, what would probably end up happening is that someone would hear the offender and rally up a violent group insteadā if Lan Zhan himself doesnāt get you kneeling with a Silencing Spell and copying rules a hundred times first. Which Iāve done.
Iād also remind you that Iām very difficult to kill. Clans have tried.
Not necessarily? We are taught these things as we grow up, whether formally or by family, so itās like second nature. I would say it is actually most difficult for lower-class people to live in that world, because they do not have easy access to higher education nor the education on how to cultivate for themselves, and they are not excused for ābad behaviorā in the way that the gentry almost always is. People are not so charitable to those below them in status like Iāve seen in this world.
Unless youāre struggling to survive with minimal resources, it isnāt worth it all the time! Sometimes it builds character, but too much of it builds your chances of getting a limb chopped off.
okay well let me know if your lan zhan is permanently disabled after that incident and just refuses to let you know because he sucks. because im pretty sure that he'll limp when he thinks no one is watching.
i know goddamn well that i need to take care of my body! maybe. maybe i just want to bitch about it because the need to not make my body any worse consumes my life like a fucking parasite and i want to actually live and have fucking hobbies. gods fucking forbid a bitch have a craving to cook or go outside, right? its just one limb. ive got three others.
Oh, alright. His courtesy name is Lan Wangji, and his title is Hanguang-jun, though I imagine itās difficult to juggle three names when the people here are used to only one. Just use either the courtesy name or the title and stick to what you remember. And you neednāt refer to him so derisively.
Itās justā¦ jarring. If you called himā or any cultivator, for that matterā by his birth name with such a tone in my world, you could get yourself killed in an instant.
so why aren't you getting killed for calling him that while wanting to make out with him sloppy style? or is that why you won't do anything more than charged moments of eye contact with him?
He refers to me by my birth name. Weāve been doing it since we were young, even if Wen Qing thinks itās awfully audacious.
And anyway, I doubt heād be the one to kill anyone over a birth name. Honestly, what would probably end up happening is that someone would hear the offender and rally up a violent group insteadā if Lan Zhan himself doesnāt get you kneeling with a Silencing Spell and copying rules a hundred times first. Which Iāve done.
Iād also remind you that Iām very difficult to kill. Clans have tried.
Unless youāre struggling to survive with minimal resources, it isnāt worth it all the time! Sometimes it builds character, but too much of it builds your chances of getting a limb chopped off.
okay well let me know if your lan zhan is permanently disabled after that incident and just refuses to let you know because he sucks. because im pretty sure that he'll limp when he thinks no one is watching.
i know goddamn well that i need to take care of my body! maybe. maybe i just want to bitch about it because the need to not make my body any worse consumes my life like a fucking parasite and i want to actually live and have fucking hobbies. gods fucking forbid a bitch have a craving to cook or go outside, right? its just one limb. ive got three others.
Oh, alright. His courtesy name is Lan Wangji, and his title is Hanguang-jun, though I imagine itās difficult to juggle three names when the people here are used to only one. Just use either the courtesy name or the title and stick to what you remember. And you neednāt refer to him so derisively.
Itās justā¦ jarring. If you called himā or any cultivator, for that matterā by his birth name with such a tone in my world, you could get yourself killed in an instant.
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