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Origami Around
titsay
tannertan36
Peter Solarz
Game of Thrones Daily
i don't do bad sauce passes
AnasAbdin
Love Begins
cherry valley forever
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
NASA
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todays bird
Not today Justin
we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
DEAR READER
Andulka
Mike Driver
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@winisms
“i got offended by something in a rp!” a guide
here are your options
ignore it
unfollow the person
click the block button and blacklist the person’s URL
notice how “make a callout post” or “send the person hate” are not on this list
that’s because you should never do any of those things and if you think those are okay the unfollow button is right there ;)
- mew ;;
me: *kisses my beautiful wife*
my son, a child: ew, cooties!
me: son, how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof
@qorrlaslsejrrP ※ Posted with permission from the artist. Please do not remove the source or repost without permission.
Me and @always-under-the-tree are going to hell together
m a h url? ? ? ?? ?? ?? m8
Send me a url and I’ll write some positivity for it.
☛—
(i hate u nah jk man that ain’t even close to the truth not even a little bit. ur my best friend, as u very well know, and ilu which is weird cause I’m at least 99% sure u hate me. you force ships on me (akakine) and that’s not fun >:((( I’m gonna report u to the police for harassment. no man in reality you’re an awesome rper and friend and it’s not even been a full month since I’ve seen u and it feels like 900 years………..which sucks tbh. but I miss u and I’m glad u don’t hate me for real anymore like you did in the beginning omG.)
I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR HEALTHY, ENTIRELY PLATONIC, RELATIONSHIPS.
“No, I’m certain that’s infected.”
injury/illness sentence starters
♛ @ultiimxte♛
He quirked an eyebrow at the imbecile standing about him, before glancing away again and looking at the not even bad cut that was on his arm. To him it looked fine, maybe he should disinfect it for safety but it certainly wasn’t infected.
“Sorry I don’t recall you being a doctor? Get away from me.”
"I got $100, what can I get?"
Prostitute/Hooker AU starters
♛ @xconcitatusx ♛
He sighed softly, he hated the way people worded things, he hated his job honestly and dealing with these weird and/or nasty people. He knew not all of them were bad, usually just desperate, but he’s had his problems here and there so it was a natural reaction for him to be utterly annoyed, But he’d still do it.
“That’s not much.” Not for him anyway, but the guy surprisingly looked young, like he could go out to a bar and just pick up a girl for the night for free but instead he was here. “But I’ll give you a night with me.”
Send my muse a wet dream and they will rate it on how they wake up:
1. Discomfort/Disgusted 2. Confused/Uncomfortably aroused 3. Slightly aroused 4. Very aroused 5. Had an orgasm in their sleep
i have artblock but anyway heres my son
Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.
Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills
✈️
Send me a symbol for a starter where..
✈️: Our muses are on the same flight to the other side of the world
Fingers grip so hard against the seat that pale skin turns even paler than
it already is. Yukine’s never been on an airplane before, dead or alive, and
it wasn’t exactly a strange concept due to his young age, but it was a
surprise that the other remembered him enough in the first place. At
least..Yukine thought he remembered him anyway. The red head was the
one who’d invited him into First Class with him in the first place.
“T…This is horrible.”
It was surprising that the other could even see him let alone remember
him. It just wasn’t something that Yukine was used to enough to not be
surprised by it. Akashi thought it was nothing because he was human,
but Yukine was dead, a Regalia now. He and Akashi weren’t even on the
same level in truth.
The younger glances at the math work for a brief moment, shocked by it’s
difficulty. Hiyori’s never taught him anything that complex.. “Yukine.”
He sighed softly, it was true, he was completely oblivious to the fact that his new found friend seemed to be dead, he just assumed people in the back of the plane gave hi weird looks for taking some boy to the front not because he seemed to be talking to thin air. He would likely never know that unless Yukine was crazy enough to tell him such a wild thing.
“Nice to meet you, how come you’re flying to America Yukine?” He questioned, he was simply going for a basketball thing, but he had no idea for Yukine.
injury/illness sentence starters
“It’s alright, the cut isn’t that deep.” “I think I heard a snap, are you okay?” “Can you still wiggle your toes?” “Wow are you okay?! You fell really hard.” “What happened to your face?!” “That looks like a nasty burn, did you have it looked at?” “Hello? Can you hear me? You hit your head really badly and you were out for a moment…” “Don’t worry, the ambulance is on it’s way, you fell down the stairs and hit your head. You’ll be alright.” “I don’t think bones are supposed to stick out like that.” “I can’t see. I can’t see!” “No, I’m certain that’s infected.” “You should be more careful! This is the third time you’ve sprained something this week.” “That’s a lot of blood for a small cut…” “Oh my god! Are you okay?!” “I know it hurts, but it’s going to be okay. You’re not alone.” “You’re in the hospital. You had an accident.” “I’ve been having weird cramps all day.” “I think I’m going to faint.” “My sight is going all fuzzy… what does that mean?” “Shit! I just hurt my back. Can you help me?” “I think I’m going to be sick.” “I’m never wearing these heels again. Thank god it’s just a sprain, but… I’ll break them next, I swear.” “I can’t keep anything in right now. Everything I eat comes back out.” “I came as soon as you called. How are you feeling?” “How long have you been throwing up?” “Why do you keep rubbing your eyes? Is something wrong?” “I just sneezed and hit myself in the face with my knee.” “Didn’t the doctor say you needed rest? Because I don’t call this rest.” “Do you want to end up in the hospital again?!” “Was it something you ate?” “Is it an allergy? Do I need to call an ambulance?” “My skin is burning…” “I can’t do this anymore, this hurts too much, I’m going to scream.” “You look really pale… I’ll get you some water, alright?” “Don’t move, your neck might be broken. Just lie still until the ambulance gets here, okay?” “Never thought I’d be visiting a stranger in the hospital, but I guess that doesn’t count for strangers I hit with my car.”
oikawa tooru + text posts
"Who did this?"
Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip
♛ @always-under-the-tree♛
He sighed softly, well he knew he couldn’t possibly avoid explaining his own stupidity to Kinoshita, since he had agreed to seeing him that day, Causing him to put off homework just a while longer... But in all honestly that was okay, he needed breaks sometimes, and making time for Kino was a priority.
“Uhm well...” He started, coughing a bit. “I didn’t catch the ball when someone passed it during practice and it smashed my face in.” He stated talking swiftly.
