the ghost with the most

[sixpenceee]

Freak

by DanielWade

“Bobby! Pay attention!” he heard his teacher say. He snapped out of his reverie and looked up to see her glaring at him. “Did you hear anything I’ve been saying?” she continued.

Bobby shrugged his shoulders. Prior to being disrupted, he was daydreaming that he could freeze time, and before that he was imagining himself navigating the classroom if he was only 5 inches tall.

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[coinstar4cheese]

I’m sad and disturbed at the same time

[proxypunch]

Damn, I can’t even describe HOW I feel.

[yo-man-ty]

Aww NOOO I’m so sad

[continentcreative]

Aluad Deng Anei  for Bon Bon Magazine by Javier Lovera

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, I am enjoying coffee with Sheriff Truman at the Double R Diner and noticing his strange and wonderful jacket. Please submit a suggestion to update the Bureau dress code to allow such delightful outerwear.

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

balto didn’t die for you to not vaccinate your kids

[cinematogr]

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

Cinematography: Seamus McGarvey

[fellasleepfromday-deactivated20]

I’ll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile.

[nicoldemort]

[sixpenceee]

My Ex Wouldn’t Stop Texting Me

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“I miss you.”

I held off on getting a cell phone for as long as possible. I didn’t really have a good reason, I guess, other than the cost. When I was just setting out on my own, there was no way I could afford the monthly plan. I was the only one of my friends to still rely on a landline, and it drove everyone nuts. I managed to wait until my twenty-fifth birthday, when I finally felt financially secure enough to justify buying one for myself. My friends all laughed about my change of heart, but I could tell they were relieved. To be honest, I was pretty pleased, too. As it turns out, cell phones are ridiculously convenient – who knew?

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[clowngore]

this is so depressing and happy at the same time I can’t

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

[ed-bloger]

[luxlightly]

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

[moonblossom]

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

[pinkphilosopher-deactivated2020]

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

[divascreech]

like I know this is a hot button issue for millennials but the absolute unwavering truth is the backstreet boys were and are better than nsync I’m not sorry to point that out and I don’t care if it makes you mad

[tomhazeldine]

[jimmriarty]

[moldypeachess]

this is the fucking content i signed up for

[lynchoid]

RIP Wes Craven. You created two of the biggest and greatest horror franchises of all time, and also many other films that helped keep me awake at night. Your genius and flair for mixing horror with comedy will definitely be missed in the world of film making.

[screamtrilogy]

Wes Craven & Drew Barrymore on the set of Scream (1996)