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My name's Jaren and I *stole from my mom's purse* 19 * Southern California * M BattleNet: Jaren#11745

[superscrungus-deactivated201910]

[sassysharpshooter]

exquisite comedic timing

[queerdungeons]

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

[stability]

[thepigeongazette]

the newly emerged california butterfly must find free-range, locally sourced sustenance soon or it won’t be able to grab some sick waves later

**yes I know california is huge and can vary drastically**

[iraffiruse]

[richie-hoezier85]

[withvaldezindisneyland]

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

[purephaser]

[luisonte]

[euphrates75]

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

Okay I need more content liked this in the world

[homotology]

This is amazing

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[flusschen2]

idk if it’s more wild that this was actually made in 1990 or that 1990 was 27 years ago

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[naturaldaisaster]

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

[prissy-alt-deactivated20170428]

[toast-potent]

when i was younger i watched the spongebob squarepants movie and obviously like any sane person i loved the “Goofy Goober Rock” song, but i had no fucking idea that it was just a parody of a real song, and about 4 months ago the radio was on and “I Wanna Rock” came on and i almost shit my pants in REAL life.

[ratfuck]

doctor: I’m sorry… The test results are in.. you’re down with the sickness…

[rainbowgazes-archive]

OH WH-A-A-AT?

[supperblog-deactivated20170826]

I NEVER NOTICED THAT ON THE COVER ART FOR BLUE RESCUE TEAM THEY ARE LITERALLY LOOKING DOWN THE HOLE ON THE COVER OF RED RESCUE TEAM

[newerleaf]

LOOK IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME TWO ROCKS FALLING THE MUDKIP HIT TOO

[soggimuffins]

WAS THIS BECAUSE THE DS SLOT WAS AT THE TOP AND THE GBA SLOT WAS AT THE BOTTOM?

[newerleaf]

OH MY GOD

[winstton]

literally i have to give myself a pep talk on why I shouldnt worry about something that happened a long time ago and that i have no control over it every 20 seconds