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@winter-anon
((heloo im sick and tired of having this disorganized mess of a blog, so I’m moving it to @winter-and-summer . I’ll repost this a few times for the next week so everyone sees ok bye))
((Link please? :O))
((sorry lol @winter-and-summer I’ll reblog this multiple times so people can see))
((heloo im sick and tired of having this disorganized mess of a blog, so I’m moving it to @winter-and-summer . I’ll repost this a few times for the next week so everyone sees ok bye))
((Link please? :O))
((sorry lol @winter-and-summer I’ll reblog this multiple times so people can see))
((heloo im sick and tired of having this disorganized mess of a blog, so I’m moving it to @winter-and-summer . I’ll repost this a few times for the next week so everyone sees ok bye))
((Link please? :O))
((sorry lol @winter-and-summer I'll reblog this multiple times so people can see))
A slightly see through version of Upsilon dashed into the room. “Hey, stay in your room, one of the kids from my family got a bad M!A, to be someone dangerous. Stay here and if he shows up, be ready to fight.” After the warning was sent, the Upsilon vanished.
((ayy winter isn't at the house right now. Also, i changed blogs to @winter-and-summer ))
((heloo im sick and tired of having this disorganized mess of a blog, so I'm moving it to @winter-and-summer . I'll repost this a few times for the next week so everyone sees ok bye))
*winter hasn't seen small in a bit. She knocks on her door* Small? How you doing? //do you ever just get a bad feeling?// [yuup]
*she was a little dazed do to her M!A and it took her roughly 5 seconds to register there was a sound at the door*
…knock know…k? Who are you over there? Youuu have a niiice voice whoever youu are
*Her words slurred and she clumsily sat on the edge of her bed. Even if it wasn’t technically real she definitely seemed wasted*
//told you// Small? what’s going on? Can I come in?
Ooooo mhm I know youu. Hell fucking yeah you can!!
*she tried standing up off her bed to open the door and nearly fell over so she sat down again*
*winter opens the door, confused* //is she… Drunk?// Small, are you drunk?? [what the hell is happening]
*her eyes widen and she falls onto the bed dramatically*
nononono is just a N/A…M…day? Jay? Somthin like tha yknow? Im jus a small…Hey Small! Ye I’m jus a small lil fetus baby I can’t drink bad things like coffee and vodka???!!!!!! Thas crazy talk you beautiful beautiful beautiful lady…
*she sits back up and looks winter straight in the eye and looks like she might tear up*
I jus love you…. Sososoooooo much yknow? Yer so wonderful and m gonna cry
*winter can’t help but laugh* Okay then. You’re very beautiful, too. How long will this last?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
*she pauses for a full minute not once breaking eye contact*
I thiiiiiink more theeeeen 2… Yep
*winter pauses, trying to figure out what she just said.* Ok. More than two. Sounds good. //keep her away from green// [noted]
*winter sits in the bed next to her*
*Small makes an excited noise (?) and hugs Winter with enough force to break a very small plastic toy from McDonald’s*
Yeeep! More then 1! No 2. 3?
*she then proceeds to count up to 15 in French before messing up and saying 16 in Spanish ((if you think I’m writing those long ass numbers you’re mistaken))*
*wintet holds her breath and hopes she’s not hurting small*
What language is that? Or did you just make that up?
Oooooo is… French…fries….yeah! I can talk words in some baaaaaad french but I can talk words like… bon-hello!
*she lets go and leans on winter and starts humming something out of tune, probably in French*
*she giggles* small, uh. Are you in any pain right now?
*winter hasn't seen small in a bit. She knocks on her door* Small? How you doing? //do you ever just get a bad feeling?// [yuup]
*she was a little dazed do to her M!A and it took her roughly 5 seconds to register there was a sound at the door*
…knock know…k? Who are you over there? Youuu have a niiice voice whoever youu are
*Her words slurred and she clumsily sat on the edge of her bed. Even if it wasn’t technically real she definitely seemed wasted*
//told you// Small? what’s going on? Can I come in?
Ooooo mhm I know youu. Hell fucking yeah you can!!
*she tried standing up off her bed to open the door and nearly fell over so she sat down again*
*winter opens the door, confused* //is she… Drunk?// Small, are you drunk?? [what the hell is happening]
*her eyes widen and she falls onto the bed dramatically*
nononono is just a N/A…M…day? Jay? Somthin like tha yknow? Im jus a small…Hey Small! Ye I’m jus a small lil fetus baby I can’t drink bad things like coffee and vodka???!!!!!! Thas crazy talk you beautiful beautiful beautiful lady…
*she sits back up and looks winter straight in the eye and looks like she might tear up*
I jus love you…. Sososoooooo much yknow? Yer so wonderful and m gonna cry
*winter can’t help but laugh* Okay then. You’re very beautiful, too. How long will this last?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
*she pauses for a full minute not once breaking eye contact*
I thiiiiiink more theeeeen 2… Yep
*winter pauses, trying to figure out what she just said.* Ok. More than two. Sounds good. //keep her away from green// [noted]
*winter sits in the bed next to her*
*Small makes an excited noise (?) and hugs Winter with enough force to break a very small plastic toy from McDonald’s*
Yeeep! More then 1! No 2. 3?
*she then proceeds to count up to 15 in French before messing up and saying 16 in Spanish ((if you think I’m writing those long ass numbers you’re mistaken))*
*wintet holds her breath and hopes she's not hurting small*
What language is that? Or did you just make that up?
*winter hasn't seen small in a bit. She knocks on her door* Small? How you doing? //do you ever just get a bad feeling?// [yuup]
*she was a little dazed do to her M!A and it took her roughly 5 seconds to register there was a sound at the door*
…knock know…k? Who are you over there? Youuu have a niiice voice whoever youu are
*Her words slurred and she clumsily sat on the edge of her bed. Even if it wasn’t technically real she definitely seemed wasted*
//told you// Small? what’s going on? Can I come in?
Ooooo mhm I know youu. Hell fucking yeah you can!!
*she tried standing up off her bed to open the door and nearly fell over so she sat down again*
*winter opens the door, confused* //is she… Drunk?// Small, are you drunk?? [what the hell is happening]
*her eyes widen and she falls onto the bed dramatically*
nononono is just a N/A…M…day? Jay? Somthin like tha yknow? Im jus a small…Hey Small! Ye I’m jus a small lil fetus baby I can’t drink bad things like coffee and vodka???!!!!!! Thas crazy talk you beautiful beautiful beautiful lady…
*she sits back up and looks winter straight in the eye and looks like she might tear up*
I jus love you…. Sososoooooo much yknow? Yer so wonderful and m gonna cry
*winter can’t help but laugh* Okay then. You’re very beautiful, too. How long will this last?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
*she pauses for a full minute not once breaking eye contact*
I thiiiiiink more theeeeen 2… Yep
*winter pauses, trying to figure out what she just said.* Ok. More than two. Sounds good. //keep her away from green// [noted]
*winter sits in the bed next to her*
*winter hasn't seen small in a bit. She knocks on her door* Small? How you doing? //do you ever just get a bad feeling?// [yuup]
*she was a little dazed do to her M!A and it took her roughly 5 seconds to register there was a sound at the door*
…knock know…k? Who are you over there? Youuu have a niiice voice whoever youu are
*Her words slurred and she clumsily sat on the edge of her bed. Even if it wasn’t technically real she definitely seemed wasted*
//told you// Small? what’s going on? Can I come in?
Ooooo mhm I know youu. Hell fucking yeah you can!!
*she tried standing up off her bed to open the door and nearly fell over so she sat down again*
*winter opens the door, confused* //is she… Drunk?// Small, are you drunk?? [what the hell is happening]
*her eyes widen and she falls onto the bed dramatically*
nononono is just a N/A…M…day? Jay? Somthin like tha yknow? Im jus a small…Hey Small! Ye I’m jus a small lil fetus baby I can’t drink bad things like coffee and vodka???!!!!!! Thas crazy talk you beautiful beautiful beautiful lady…
*she sits back up and looks winter straight in the eye and looks like she might tear up*
I jus love you…. Sososoooooo much yknow? Yer so wonderful and m gonna cry
*winter can’t help but laugh* Okay then. You’re very beautiful, too. How long will this last?
*winter hasn't seen small in a bit. She knocks on her door* Small? How you doing? //do you ever just get a bad feeling?// [yuup]
*she was a little dazed do to her M!A and it took her roughly 5 seconds to register there was a sound at the door*
…knock know…k? Who are you over there? Youuu have a niiice voice whoever youu are
*Her words slurred and she clumsily sat on the edge of her bed. Even if it wasn’t technically real she definitely seemed wasted*
//told you// Small? what’s going on? Can I come in?
Ooooo mhm I know youu. Hell fucking yeah you can!!
*she tried standing up off her bed to open the door and nearly fell over so she sat down again*
*winter opens the door, confused* //is she... Drunk?// Small, are you drunk?? [what the hell is happening]
*winter hasn't seen small in a bit. She knocks on her door* Small? How you doing? //do you ever just get a bad feeling?// [yuup]
*she was a little dazed do to her M!A and it took her roughly 5 seconds to register there was a sound at the door*
…knock know…k? Who are you over there? Youuu have a niiice voice whoever youu are
*Her words slurred and she clumsily sat on the edge of her bed. Even if it wasn’t technically real she definitely seemed wasted*
//told you// Small? what’s going on? Can I come in?
*small clears her throat again*
Well uh so first of all, Winter, Sammy, this is Ambrose and uhhhhhhhh Ambrose there’s a reason I look like someone you know but um I’ll explain later… *She shivered at a memory of Ambrose helping with first grade homework*
Right… So where’s- -Ambrose
*a dull thump came from upstairs and Elsie came sliding down the railing and speed walking to Ambrose. Somehow get makeup was perfect and identical to yesterday’s. It wasn’t long before she’d reached Ambrose and wrapped him in a hug.*
… What the fuck took you so long dork? -Elsie
*Ambrose hugged back and laughed*
Well breaking the law for someone once is romantic but seven times feels like what would turn into an example of a bad relationship in some tv show about crime… But I figured it was still worth it.. *he let go and looked over at the others in the room*. So you’re staying here? Who are these people and why does one of them look familiar? -Ambrose
Ohhhhhh Ambi you’re gonna wanna sit down for this -Elsie
*winter seems to have finally calmed down. she takes another small but from her food*
sammy: uh. alright.
*small looks over at Winter in a silent invitation to either hold her hand or just see if she was alrightish*
Sooooo Small, Ambi, sit down -Elsie
Wait sm-? -Ambrose
Shut up and listen to my story. -Elsie
*Elsie told Ambrose basically everything in about two minutes and along the way Small would occasionally nod and Ambrose’s wires got wider and looked back and forth between small and Elsie a few times. When Elsie was done small coughed and spoke up*
So… I’m not dead?
One could say… You lived bitch -Elsie
*Ambrose gave a half hearted laugh and kept staring at Small*
*winter nods to signal that she’s ok*
winter: and now she has an ok girlfriend who gets startled by people who randomly appear on the floor
*Ambrose shook his head a little and blushed at his entrance*
Uh of course I apologize. Truly I’m deeply sorry it was very… Unceremonious?… So… Beth you’re…. Alive woah. That’s… Amazing I just…. Wow -Ambrose
*Small gestured to herself*
It seems so
winter: it’s okay. maybe just a warning next time.
*sammy comes back with a tray of teacups for everyone*
sammy: tea anyone?
*Ambrose coughs*
Uh yes tea would be lovely. thank you -Ambrose
Yeah sure thanks Sammy! …. Anyway uh so Ambrose this is Winter this is my cool girlfriend and right now we’re in her aunt Green’s house and about one dimension away is a place with a crap ton of people in a big house place
Which is where we’re going -Elsie
Wait- you didn’t mention- Ambrose
Don’t you dare lie to my face and tell me you’re not dyyiiinnnngggg to get away from family even for a bit -Elsie
…. Well you’re right but still -Ambrose
winter: it's a nice place. and you can leave and go whenever you'd like.
*small clears her throat again*
Well uh so first of all, Winter, Sammy, this is Ambrose and uhhhhhhhh Ambrose there’s a reason I look like someone you know but um I’ll explain later… *She shivered at a memory of Ambrose helping with first grade homework*
Right… So where’s- -Ambrose
*a dull thump came from upstairs and Elsie came sliding down the railing and speed walking to Ambrose. Somehow get makeup was perfect and identical to yesterday’s. It wasn’t long before she’d reached Ambrose and wrapped him in a hug.*
… What the fuck took you so long dork? -Elsie
*Ambrose hugged back and laughed*
Well breaking the law for someone once is romantic but seven times feels like what would turn into an example of a bad relationship in some tv show about crime… But I figured it was still worth it.. *he let go and looked over at the others in the room*. So you’re staying here? Who are these people and why does one of them look familiar? -Ambrose
Ohhhhhh Ambi you’re gonna wanna sit down for this -Elsie
*winter seems to have finally calmed down. she takes another small but from her food*
sammy: uh. alright.
*small looks over at Winter in a silent invitation to either hold her hand or just see if she was alrightish*
Sooooo Small, Ambi, sit down -Elsie
Wait sm-? -Ambrose
Shut up and listen to my story. -Elsie
*Elsie told Ambrose basically everything in about two minutes and along the way Small would occasionally nod and Ambrose’s wires got wider and looked back and forth between small and Elsie a few times. When Elsie was done small coughed and spoke up*
So… I’m not dead?
One could say… You lived bitch -Elsie
*Ambrose gave a half hearted laugh and kept staring at Small*
*winter nods to signal that she’s ok*
winter: and now she has an ok girlfriend who gets startled by people who randomly appear on the floor
*Ambrose shook his head a little and blushed at his entrance*
Uh of course I apologize. Truly I’m deeply sorry it was very… Unceremonious?… So… Beth you’re…. Alive woah. That’s… Amazing I just…. Wow -Ambrose
*Small gestured to herself*
It seems so
winter: it's okay. maybe just a warning next time.
*sammy comes back with a tray of teacups for everyone*
sammy: tea anyone?
*small clears her throat again*
Well uh so first of all, Winter, Sammy, this is Ambrose and uhhhhhhhh Ambrose there’s a reason I look like someone you know but um I’ll explain later… *She shivered at a memory of Ambrose helping with first grade homework*
Right… So where’s- -Ambrose
*a dull thump came from upstairs and Elsie came sliding down the railing and speed walking to Ambrose. Somehow get makeup was perfect and identical to yesterday’s. It wasn’t long before she’d reached Ambrose and wrapped him in a hug.*
… What the fuck took you so long dork? -Elsie
*Ambrose hugged back and laughed*
Well breaking the law for someone once is romantic but seven times feels like what would turn into an example of a bad relationship in some tv show about crime… But I figured it was still worth it.. *he let go and looked over at the others in the room*. So you’re staying here? Who are these people and why does one of them look familiar? -Ambrose
Ohhhhhh Ambi you’re gonna wanna sit down for this -Elsie
*winter seems to have finally calmed down. she takes another small but from her food*
sammy: uh. alright.
*small looks over at Winter in a silent invitation to either hold her hand or just see if she was alrightish*
Sooooo Small, Ambi, sit down -Elsie
Wait sm-? -Ambrose
Shut up and listen to my story. -Elsie
*Elsie told Ambrose basically everything in about two minutes and along the way Small would occasionally nod and Ambrose’s wires got wider and looked back and forth between small and Elsie a few times. When Elsie was done small coughed and spoke up*
So… I’m not dead?
One could say… You lived bitch -Elsie
*Ambrose gave a half hearted laugh and kept staring at Small*
*winter nods to signal that she's ok*
winter: and now she has an ok girlfriend who gets startled by people who randomly appear on the floor
*small clears her throat again*
Well uh so first of all, Winter, Sammy, this is Ambrose and uhhhhhhhh Ambrose there’s a reason I look like someone you know but um I’ll explain later… *She shivered at a memory of Ambrose helping with first grade homework*
Right… So where’s- -Ambrose
*a dull thump came from upstairs and Elsie came sliding down the railing and speed walking to Ambrose. Somehow get makeup was perfect and identical to yesterday’s. It wasn’t long before she’d reached Ambrose and wrapped him in a hug.*
… What the fuck took you so long dork? -Elsie
*Ambrose hugged back and laughed*
Well breaking the law for someone once is romantic but seven times feels like what would turn into an example of a bad relationship in some tv show about crime… But I figured it was still worth it.. *he let go and looked over at the others in the room*. So you’re staying here? Who are these people and why does one of them look familiar? -Ambrose
Ohhhhhh Ambi you’re gonna wanna sit down for this -Elsie
*winter seems to have finally calmed down. she takes another small but from her food*
sammy: uh. alright.
*small clears her throat again*
Well uh so first of all, Winter, Sammy, this is Ambrose and uhhhhhhhh Ambrose there’s a reason I look like someone you know but um I’ll explain later… *She shivered at a memory of Ambrose helping with first grade homework*
Right… So where’s- -Ambrose
*a dull thump came from upstairs and Elsie came sliding down the railing and speed walking to Ambrose. Somehow get makeup was perfect and identical to yesterday’s. It wasn’t long before she’d reached Ambrose and wrapped him in a hug.*
… What the fuck took you so long dork? -Elsie
*Ambrose hugged back and laughed*
Well breaking the law for someone once is romantic but seven times feels like what would turn into an example of a bad relationship in some tv show about crime… But I figured it was still worth it.. *he let go and looked over at the others in the room*. So you’re staying here? Who are these people and why does one of them look familiar? -Ambrose
Ohhhhhh Ambi you’re gonna wanna sit down for this -Elsie
*the boy named Ambrose groans as he slowly sits up* goddam I have the joints of a… Oh salutations. Uh do you know where I could- actually nevermind you’re probably friends with Elsie. Apologies for my outburst but she convinced me to go through a bubble wand portal of all things. Anyway where is she? *He looks directly at small* and why do you look familiar? Do I know you? -Ambrose
*Small clears her throat and waves* uhhhhhhhh I feel like Elsie should talk to you first…
__________
*winter's breathing slows down a little, but she still has no idea what's happening. sammy pats her shoulder, then jerks her hand away at the feeling of pain*
winter: U-u-u-uh y-yeah. <\p>
sammy: 'm going to make some tea<\p>
