you the hell is bucky

ale | i will protect bucky barnes with my life

[babyanimalgifs]

Credits to u/LilSnek361

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

[lilacbreastedroller]

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

[cowboysuggest]

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

[ginger-ale-official]

No one do this! It is not healthy!

[bujogothic-deactivated20230817]

i’m gonna do it

[ginger-ale-official]

No!! Do not do this! It is bad for your spine bones!!!!!

[skymoonandstardust]

Genie: you have three wishes

Me: I wish for everyone to survive avengers 4 and for the people who got dusted to come back

Genie: …You’ve still got three wishes, that one’s on me

[winter-svldier-blog]

i jus made a studyblr if y’all wanna follow it ........,,,.,.,.... @ivrnv-nvtes

[jvlianbashir]

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

[deadmomjokes]

Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

[ms-demeanor]

Getting the paper for free after contacting the author because the authors are totally allowed to share their published work free of cost and will probably be stoked as fuck to hear that someone wants to cite them and hey their email is right there

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Sharing papers you have access to with people who don’t because fuck the idea that knowledge should only be accessible to people who can afford it.

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[heartsnmagic]

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[princesstigerbelle]

That cat.. is making biscuits on that sheep…

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i would die for every sweet ditzy woman on earth. every time some gross man makes fun of a ditzy woman im like ill kill you. i will literally fucking kill you. her life is objectively worth more than yours

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Fuck she got possessed by america

[mockwa]

[toastoat]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Posts that changed the world pt. 2

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

hamlet you need to avenge my murder hamlet you need to avenge my murder hamlet please avenge my foul and most unnatural murder oh my god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god oh fuck

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[scullysflannel]

HE INSERTED A BLANK SLIDE JUST TO MAKE HIS DRAMATIC-ASS POINT

[scully]

“Mulder wouldn’t be that clingy for Scully.”

Scully went away for a weekend once and he almost died.

[universal-invariants]

Scully went on a date one night and he ended up in a jail in New Jersey

[scully]

Scully once told Mulder to get some sleep so she could take a damn break from him for a few hours and he ended up accidentally letting a convicted murderer loose. 

[xfiles-behind-the-scenes]

Scully went to work with another agent once and Mulder called her every 10 seconds and followed the case she was working on and almost killed the agent who put her life in danger.

[scully]

Mulder literally made the entire planet’s population disappear and he still looked for Scully. 

[xfiles-behind-the-scenes]

MULDER LITERALLY STOLE SCULLY’S KEYS SO SHE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 

[xfiles-behind-the-scenes]

Scully once fell down a hole and instead of going to get help, Mulder jumped down there with her. Bye. 

[scully]

Mulder once took a case (that he knew had nothing to do with anything) and made Scully fly out to Minnesota for it just so he could take her to a football game.