FELONY-LEVEL OPINIONS

mid 20's / 🌈🍖 / 🥶🍑 / I DRAW WEIRD SHIT AND I LOVE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS plz feel free to ask about it / blacklist "tw politics" if you don't want to see political stuff

[toxiqueblonde]

when someone is spam liking your blog and all of a sudden their notes disappear and you know they got to the problematic posts and blocked you. that’s right. get out

[sandycheekscockvore]

New $10 piece of fucking shitttt it was stuck in french

[sandycheekscockvore]

*Room fills with the smell of burning dust*

[sandycheekscockvore]

New $10 piece of fucking shitttt it was stuck in french

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[honey-lys]

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

[sandycheekscockvore]

The job I work at finally forced me to make an account on the payroll site they use and now I'm getting 2 spam calls a day :/

I'm going to kill everyone on earth and probably the rest of the planets

[sandycheekscockvore]

Google beer that doesn't hurt my stoomach

[such-justice-wow]

"Mensturation is beautiful"

Wrong

Active suicide threat

[syphabelnyades]

“Menstruation is beautiful” quotes said by hungry vampire

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[prismatic-bell]

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

[dogpuppy]

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

[dogpuppy]

[rockergiirl]

i hate how pervasive the r-word has become again

its like the 2000s to early 2010s again where talking to anyone theres a good chance they'll casually say a slur without any thought

[rockergiirl]

and whats even more annoying now is people who'll try to weasel out of being called out on it

'oh its fine because i'm legally mentally disabled so i can say it' NOT HOW RECLAMATION WORKS

[rockergiirl]

AND SAME WITH DEGENERATE

STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING NAZI

[punishedagenttorture]

Shut up, retard.

[sandycheekscockvore]

Anybody got recommendations

[zoaqoz]

As a wee lad, I wanted to grow up to have the body of a giant squid or centipede. Now I look like Heavy from TF2.

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

Good ending.

[sandmandaddy69]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

If you don’t exercise regularly you will become weak. The things you can do now will become more difficult. Simple quality of life things, like using the stairs or lifting a heavy skillet will become cumbersome or even daunting.

Using AI means you aren’t exercising your mind.

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[karagin22]

Flock-style cameras from any company are warrantless surveillance systems.