completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.

kristin, she/her, 22, michigan state university student, water bottle collector, dog enthusiast, liberal as fuck. kinda in love with artisanal-kidz-bop

[heaveninawildflower]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Visit Original Link

the waitress as you’re leaving cracker barrel

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[official-sovietunion]

decode your teen's texts

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a clumsy but sweet person living in a time where robots are commonplace and do most manual tasks for humans. They can’t speak, but every time you bump into one you profusely apologize. You also always say thank you and treat them kindly, despite being inanimate. One morning, you wake up and peek out your window to see chaos and destruction- and your house and front yard are in pristine shape.

[txbiio]

I watch the onslaught from the parted blinds of my window. The flames dance amongst the dead, an endless game of chase to those unlucky enough to still be alive. Cars and houses have been abandoned, already destroyed and burned to a black char. Dread grips me as the stench of death and burnt flesh reaches my nostrils, a sickening, gut-wrenching feeling that only the victims of the world’s deepest horrors could ever understand. With whatever strength I have, I look back at my own robot, sat atop my coffee table seemingly oblivious to the merciless slaughter outside. My mouth opens, and for the first time in what felt like hours, I speak.

“This is so sad, Alexa play despacito.”

[writing-prompt-s]

beautiful.

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

This was the best opener of the season

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch this gem of a show 

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[winemummy]

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

[targarvyns]

[pukicho]

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

[straawberrylumps]

pics or it didn’t happen

[pukicho]

My dog holds stick like a big cigar

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[justjames]

I saw 0 wake me up when September end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed

[goodreadss]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feministism]

[kayas-wife]

it is your due date. you are healthy. your baby is healthy. in Colorado, it is NOT legal for you to get an abortion because that is not how late-term abortions work.

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

also no one in their right mind goes through forty weeks of pregnancy just to have an abortion, like literally nobody would ever do that

[shippinghypothetically-deactiva]

At forty weeks, the abortion would be called a c-section or an induced labor and it would be born alive. If you didn’t want it, it would go up for adoption or to an orphanage. It’s not even a late term abortion. That’s a full term delivery. By the next day, the pro life people won’t give half a shit about that baby.