Winter !!

winter's really funny blog || they/them - it/its || a lot of stuff will be here so be prepared || really cool

[fuckheadross]

eatin a Fuckhead ROast. it's something only I can cook.

[winterfreezing]

kicked out of mcdonalds for fucking the mcrib

[transmechanicus]

[randomalienencounter]

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

[the-haiku-bot]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ

∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ

̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

so this implies that the haiku bot knows how to translate alien

[dogweapon]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[lunaxio]

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[the-bar-sinister]

really google??

[salvasti]

15

[rococo-crow]

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[basilhallwardmybeloved]

My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[skinsavant42]

joey valance and brae songs

(jazzy chopped up)

me and the boys are the coolest guys around

me and the boys be playing toon town (goofy sound effect)

dont like violence, shut that sh- down

you be acting like a clown

(most insane guest feature verse ever)

gotta go to school better bring my lunchbox

me and my friends just playin' roblox

i will beat you to death

(music pauses)

AND I GOT BAD BREATH

[kaban-bang]

Mandela effect

[kaban-bang]

[the-post-crow]

[only-cat-memes]

[thebelchers]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[dumblr]

Do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you.

[ewaneneollav]

[revedas]

No problem, Mr. Wonder, take your time.