Behind the Scenes of EXO's Lotto MV
SM: Okay now I know we just had a comeback not too long ago, but I heard a lot of other groups are coming back right now, and I want you to go and squash all their successes.
Kai: But that seems a little mean. They all worked so hard and we shouldnāt try to overshadow their achiā OUCH!
Chen: Did he just kick Kai in the ankle?
SM: Does anyone else have anymore protests?
Kai: I canāt feel my leg.
Sehun: No we got you loud and clear.
SM: Good! You know just for that Iām going to give you Kaiās token dance solo. Looks like he wonāt be walking any time soon anyway.
Kai:*whimpers* Can someone call the doctor?
Yixing: But Iām a lead dancer too!
Baekhyun: Are we all just going to let the āSomeone call the doctorā joke go by?
Xiumin: So what will our concepts be? What roles will we play?
Suho: So Iāll be a caring guy who has a good heart and a hopeful spirit?
Kyungsoo: And Iāll be a mature guy that is focused and passionate?
SM: Kindaā¦..Suho I will let you ācaringlyā burn money to the ground and beat people over the head. Kyungsoo, Iāll let you be āfocusedā on filming a cock fight and smiling like youāre possessed.
Kyungsoo: *mutters to self* and they wonder why Iām so violent.
Chanyeol: So is this MV going to explain Monster and Lucky One, and why Luhan, Kris and Tao are no longer around?
Chen: The 3 former members of EXO M!
SM: Lol thereās always only been 9 silly.
Baekhyun: Okaaayy I guess āDenialā isnāt just a river in Egypt anymore.
SM: I swear if you say one more word Bake Gun, Iām going to shove a pizza down your throat and make you whistle Artifical Love while you choke.
Kai: Iām in pain can someone take me to the hospitā
SM: Well good meeting guys. Iāll be in Hawaii! Catch you the next time we have to kill another groupās comeback. *leaves*
Sehun: ā¦ā¦So am I the only one who is actually happy with how this meeting turne-
Sehun: This is my era if you donāt like it you can leave.
Sehun: Wait!!!! I didnāt drive here!!!