Fun facts about Naoya Zenin
He refuses to repeat himself. If you didn’t hear him the first time, he’ll just glare and assume you’re deaf and walk way.
Has an extremely strict morning routine—same time, same order, no variation. If it’s disrupted, he’s in a worse mood than usual (which is saying something).
Drinks tea, not coffee—because he thinks coffee is “too common.”
Spends way more time on his appearance than he’d ever admit. Every strand of hair is intentional.
Owns multiple versions of the same outfit, just slightly altered, so he never looks “repetitive.”
Gets irritated if someone looks better dressed than him—especially men.
Believes he’s always the smartest person in the room—even when he clearly isn’t.
Takes everything as a challenge, even things that are not competitions.
Has a habit of smirking mid-conversation like he’s already won an argument.
Despite acting untouchable, he’s actually very sensitive to disrespect—he just masks it with anger.
Remembers every insult ever said to him. Every. Single. One.
Lowkey hates being ignored more than being insulted.
Surprisingly good at strategy games (like shogi or chess) but gets mad if he loses even once.
Has a sharp memory for faces, especially people he dislikes.
Would absolutely talk to himself when he thinks no one is around—usually criticizing others.
Sees affection as a power dynamic, not something soft or mutual.
Gets possessive easily but would never label it as “jealousy”—in his mind, it’s “ownership.”
If someone challenges him directly, he becomes weirdly more interested instead of backing off.
Will hold grudges over the smallest things (like someone interrupting him once).
If he dislikes someone, he’ll go out of his way to subtly undermine them.
Thinks apologizing is beneath him—he’ll “fix” things without ever saying sorry.
Thinks people are staring at him because he’s impressive…
(they’re actually staring because he just said something insane)
If he trips, he’ll immediately look around like someone else caused it
Fully believes he’d win in a fight he has zero chance in
Types aggressively on his phone like it personally offended him
Leaves people on read on purpose… then gets mad when they don’t reply fast enough
Would 100% fall for obvious online rage bait and argue for hours
Interrupts people constantly but gets offended if anyone interrupts him
Laughs at his own jokes before anyone else can react
Thinks he’s the “center of attention” at gatherings when everyone is actually avoiding him
If someone ignores him, he immediately decides they’re obsessed with him and “playing games”
Will remember something embarrassing you did 5 years ago and bring it up like it happened yesterday
Has definitely rehearsed arguments in his head and then gets mad when the real conversation doesn’t go that way
Stares at mirrors a little too long like he’s in a dramatic edit
Practices different facial expressions (mostly smirks) and thinks they all look cool
Has a habit of walking away mid-conversation like he “won” even if he absolutely didn’t
Judges people based on what they eat
(but his own taste is lowkey basic)
If his order is wrong, he takes it as a personal attack
Will say he’s not picky, then reject everything offered to him
Thinks background conversations are about him
Interprets basic politeness as admiration
Believes every conflict is part of some bigger narrative centered around him
Has definitely gotten into an argument… and then thought about it in the shower later, realizing he sounded dumb
Gets irrationally mad at inanimate objects (doors, chairs, etc.)
Would never admit it, but he’s been humbled before—and it haunts him
God that was long im tired goodnight yall hope yall are fed I love naoya zenin
