You Were Meant For Amazing Things

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea

[iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname]

[babyybarbie]

Im a slut for validation!! Tell me you’re proud!!! Tell me I did good!!!!

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[carrot0nesie-deactivated2015041]

when ur dad comes home from work and he’s got attitude 

[memehumor]

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

[mielparaoshun]

Lmaoooo

[sushinfood]

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

The world would be a much thinner place if food was priced per calorie

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[mingd4]

go through things. grow through things.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

these four guardians are all that what stand between our world and utter chaos

[perrfectly]

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.

J.D Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye  (via perrfectly)

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lonely-silhouette-blog]

[eleanor-hates-pedos-blog]

This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????