wireless

behind the darkness there's a sea of neon light

[socpens]

me when i find out a game has object physics

[nickholmes]

“We never just talk anymore.”

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

[porterr-robinson]

[kimpossibooty]

why did the chicken cross the road

to get FUCKNI blazed

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

can the science side of tumblr explain this

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

this post is one of the biggest mistakes of my career

[kingjaffejoffer]

nigga

lmao

[kingjaffejoffer]

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[pammiejr]

[atomicbrawlers]

[meanplastic]

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BabyRu_Bombata_)

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

[fiightingdreamers]

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

[astrodickology]

This thread is making me wet

[weirdlight]

[tanookitoes]

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

[tchaikovsgay]

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

[existinmyhead]

[mszashley]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Good Guy Grant (photo via mrchristie1)

[babyanimalgifs]

Cuddles