This blog will make you a damn sexual tyrannosaur

I’m Mike, and I’m stuck in the webbed site

[necromycologist]

OKAY i've read all 162 one-star review of the aeneid on goodreads. can i show you my favourite?

[necromycologist]

in latin 😔

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[oracleocelot]

[ninthriven]

“I loved you with my whole rotten, contemptible heart—I loved you to the exclusion of aught else—let me live long enough to die at your feet.”

[anton--rayne]

why one single racist white british author not ok but russia (148 million country with 28 million minorities) ok

[anton--rayne]

there isn't enough racial first world bans. where are they

[anton--rayne]

#takeaction

[parkchanwoohoo]

[oneheadtoanother]

[despazito]

[slaanxsh]

"yeah he DOES have organ orchards and torture gardens, but LISTEN--"

[idiosomatic]

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

[dailyquests]

You can now play as 🐗 Hog.

[yamikuruku]

Dominus Arpeggia for @daswhox

[orthoscheme]

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

I always see "SLAANESH IS NOT A SEX GOD, THEY'RE THE GOD OF EXCESS AND THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING ACTUALLY, THAT COULD MEAN MOPPING TOO MUCH IF YOU LOVE CLEANING--" takes and that seems...inaccurate?

Not saying Slaanesh is a god of sex, but "god of excess" seems like a sort of disingenuous oversimplification used by people uncomfortable with the hypersexuality of Slaaneshi cultists.

Sure, yeah there's excess going on, but why is anyone doing [x] to an excessive degree? Because it induces pleasure, thats the underlying mechanism. Slaanesh is the god of sensation-seeking.

If it really was just about doing anything you enjoy too much, there'd be a slew of Ultramarines who end up corrupted over their excessive love of filing paperwork, but you never do see that sort of shit.

It's about chasing extreme stimuli. That's why you've got noise marines, that's why Slaaneshi adherents love doing drugs, that's why they love feasting and fucking, it's why Cyrion gets a thrill from causing fear, etc. Sensation is the core thing here.

It's all a very blatant metaphor for addiction and, like real world addiction, you can get addicted to anything...but lets be real, the people addicted to drugs and sex far outnumber the people addicted to sniffing armpits or scrubbing grout with a toothbrush

So why get frustrated when people largely portray Slaaneshi adherents as sex-crazed, drug-huffing sadists? That is how it would manifest.

[mehiwilldoitlater]

I said it once because it was funny but i'll say it now with an inch of worry and fatigue because if I se anothe rone of them I'll start scream.

The closest thing that we can have to a Slaanesh cultist outside drug and sex addict are Influencers.

They crave attention, they crave material things, they crave money, the more the better.

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[gracia-regina]

Leman Russ and Magnus the Red by Magic Sword

[chizhik-pyzhik]

gorbachev in 1991: our soviet age is collapsing