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Maddie. She/They. I post things I enjoy or talk about dumb things. Some of my own art now and then.

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lesbian worms!!! the smash hit!!!!

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There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

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LAD SPOTTED

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Update: lad kisses camera

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I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

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FJDHJDJSNDJD

ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

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LOCAL BOY ACQUIRED

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I had to do it guys.

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Best 10 Memes Inspired by Trump and Trudeau Meeting

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KICKIN’ JEANS

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LOSING MY MIND BC KRISTOLYNS OUTFIT FOR THE GRAMMYS

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why is kristolyn the best dressed at every awards show but impossible to find picture of. it’s a crime.

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LIKE I CANT LIVE W JUST THIS!!!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

ITS

everything

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the cast ♑️

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Simple edible detergent pods recipe

I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you! 

Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside

First, the Plastic:

Ingredients:

2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin

6 tbsp water

Parchment paper

rectangular brownie pan

optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite

Instructions:

Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.

The next day, the juicy inside:

Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.

Put it Together:

Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.

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If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!

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please don’t even think about having anything like this around children feel free to be fucking weird but just don’t even fucking begin to plan making this with a child within even a mile radius i am begging you

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anyway here’s the for forever reprise from ben’s last night that i never posted (the way mike’s voice wavers on the word early gets me every time help)

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Rich people showers

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reblogging for that gif

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i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

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Not gonna not reblog this….

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The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

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*muffled screams*

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I had to

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oh no he’s hot

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anyway here are the actual pictures i wanted to post of the 3 shots taken of the group photo where i cut out everyone else because idk who they were you know how it is