every day I get more weird

she/her//25+//Artist (for desktop viewers, avatar is by @shiro-daemon, sidebar image is by @redasanyrose) mostly meme reblogs, I yap sometimes, I'm a bit silly. rarely multi fandom, I'm embarrassed posting my interests for some reason, I tag with my OCs sometimes, basically my blog is just my place to be myself and chill and hang out

[foolishly-snowy]

with every passing day, i get more weird

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[vibratome]

then i saw her face

now i’m a believer

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[raccoonmilf]

Yeah…I think he just uses our texts as his own personal tumblr at this point

[plumslices]

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

[s9sh9]

[rindustrial]

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[targetedknowledge]

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn