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Hey I’m Adrian (he/him) The world needs more wolfstar so here I am to serve it to you on a small porcelain platter.

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OH MY GOD I FOUND THIS ACCOUNT AT TWENTY AND I'M LOSING MY MIND AHHAHAHAHAHA

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marauders during covid

James: wearing a mask, staying inside, but also going on random road trips to national parks because he's bored as hell

Peter: forgot his mask at home and just turns into a rat to do his thing

Sirius: sprays people in the face with febreeze

Remus: explains to Sirius why he cannot spray people with febreeze

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I love you

Remus: I love you

Sirius: I love you too

Remus, looking in his backpack: I love you more

Sirius: I lov—— wait....

Sirius: I—— swear to god are you—

Remus, pulling out chocolate: ...

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James: So what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day?

Remus: Nothing

Peter: That's a funny way to say Sirius

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rejectedddd

random gal: hey there, Black

random gal: want to go to the dance with me?

Sirius, being respectful: I’m honored you would be so kind to ask but—

Remus, leaping on to Sirius: SHOVE OFF MY MANS

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before the confession

Sirius: come on it’s almost done

Remus: you’ve watched the same twilight movie three times tonight

Sirius: I’m figuring out how to seduce werewolves

Remus: why would you need to know that

Sirius:

Sirius, looking at Remus judgementally:

Sirius: school project

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happens way too often

Sirius: so Moony, I don’t know how to tell you this

Remus, freaking out (internally): oh, really? What is it?

Remus’s brain: is it that he loves me?

Remus’s brain: it’s that he loves me isn’t it

Sirius: your shirt is on backwards

James, who saw Remus panicking: oof

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James: what’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done

Peter: homework

Remus: chocolate restraint

Sirius: Rem-

Remus: *slaps his hand over Sirius’s mouth*

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Sirius: I don’t know why you guys think I’m dumb. I’m top of the class.

Remus: That’s not the only thing you’re top at *smirk*

Sirius: MOONY

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broadway bound

Remus: I think you’d be a good actor, Sirius

Sirius: why?

Remus: you literally tricked the entire school into thinking you were straight

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Sirius’s brain: remus lupin

Sirius’s brain: lupin

Sirius’s brain: pin

Sirius’s brain: pin him against the wall and hold him like he’s all I will ever have

Sirius: okay

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coffee time

Sirius: i like my women how I like my coffee

Walburga: pure and sweet?

Sirius: I don’t drink coffee

Remus: *sips tea in the corner*

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bad habit, I guess

Peter, nervously: before I say anything... Sirius and Remus can’t answer

Sirius: what, why?

Peter: trust me

Sirius: mkay..

Peter: what are you all doing over the break

Remus: Sirius

Peter: BE SHUSHED

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mindfulness

James: hey, y’know the whole theme for this school year is mindfulness? Cmon Remus, you’re overworking yourself.

Remus: I’m doing what they asked.

Remus: mind

Remus: full

Remus::ness

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beetlejuice ripoff

James: I’m pretty sure Sirius is a demon

Remus: oh really?

James: try it

Remus: Sirius Sirius Sirius

Sirius, appearing in his lap: you called

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before the confession

Remus: so, it must equal 6.002 times 10 to the 23rd.

Sirius: God, I love you

Remus: wait-uh-really?

Sirius: you’re a real good friend, Moony *pats on back*

Everyone in the library: oof

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sign language

Sirius: Remus is so deep... he doesn’t even have to say a word and I know how he feels-

James: he just flipped you off

Sirius: wasn’t it cute