:3

[rowanashings]

Someone said “all I know about the wandering inn is you hate some guy named tyrion veltras” and I blacked out and ranted about that rat bastard for ten minutes straight

[impossiblepackage]

I gotta say, while reading the Wandering Inn, at no point did I ever anticipate that the evil murderous intelligent skeleton would turn out to be trans.

[fork-in-the-bottomless-pit]

I'm greatful that Jon tma and John malevolent names are spelled differently because otherwise it would be so confusing

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

[witchmorganaofavalon]

Mods are to games what Fanfics are to books.

[witchmorganaofavalon]

If by the time we see Dess in the game she doesn't have the sick outfit people give her in the fanarts (the lumberjack shirt + crop top + baggy pants) i think I would cry

[threesday]

shoutout women who are nasty gross evil lesbians. they will never make me hate you ianthe

[witchmorganaofavalon]

PREACH

[kairos-polaris]

John loved his friends, his saints. he loved Cristabel and he loved Alecto. but love doesn't redeem, doesn't make you less selfish. John is a selfish man and a coward and he loved selfishly. it doesn't make his love any less real or true

[witchmorganaofavalon]

Maybe the point of everything is having a beautiful strong and maybe buff woman to hold you in her arms under the shadow of a tree, while the breeze of summer fills your lungs with the scent of flowers.

Or maybe its just me Idk

[tomasz-the-hater]

to be fair to ianthe, if I helped a girl get a lobotomy to forget her now kind of ex gf, and she kissed me with tongue right after waking up, and showed me no signs of romantic intent toward me that trusted me to help her stay alive, I would also become obsessed with her.

[witchmorganaofavalon]

Second year in a row that I cannot follow Dracula Daily daily because it starts in the middle of my exams and by the time I'm finished I'm so behind I'm out of the loop.

(I could perfectly read a couple of paragraphs each day while studying, but I have no time management skills and cannot focus on two things at the same time )

[witchmorganaofavalon]

I need Ianthe soo bad, i need her more than the air in my lungs, than the blood in my veins. I think she could fix me.

[slimysliderspren]

Master Thaidakar is very disappointed in your results, Iyatil.

(All credit to u/pokedragonboy on reddit for making this!)

[witchmorganaofavalon]

Kelsier, with Trell knocking at his home's door, receiving a magical email each FIVE years with updates from Roshar, and the updates are this

[angelcent]

jesus x judas can be kalmoash if you squint and tilt your head

[witchmorganaofavalon]

Hiatus its killing me slowly

[witchmorganaofavalon]

Yesterday I dreamt that Alecto released, and it was beautiful and very well written. And the day just after release, Muir said "hey gals, I'm glad you waited so paciently for this, here, have 5 more novels I wrote in the meantime, have a blast!"

And then Alecto herself came to my bedroom and we made out, which was a little weird because she is the incarnate soul of the dead planet we were in at the moment, but it was cool she was a good kisser.

Whatever, what I meant to say is that Alecto's plot and ending was revealed to me in a dream and its cool guys, trust me.

[toxicdogs]

Anyone here read Red Rising? Bc this shit is feeding my brain worms DAMN. Good soup. I haven't even finished the first book and I'm CONSUMED.