shitpost, specialinterest, sillygoose

| im just here to shitpost and scream | ro | they/fae | TWI DND DA TTRPG SDV TMA MECH EPIC CR CBP | 24 |

[rowanashings]

9.45

BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING TYRION VELTRAS YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LIKE YOU

Pirateaba you can’t make me like him for defending Garry I’ve built a reputation on hating Tyrion veltras you can’t DO THIS TO ME

HES A MORON WHO MADE SOMEONE COUNTERLEVEL CAUSE HES THAT. BAD. AT COMMUNICATING.

AND HES GOT A NASTY ASS GOATEE THERES NOTHING COOL ABOUT THAT

You can’t do this to meeeeee

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME WHAT THE FUUUUCK

[rowanashings]

I don’t WANT to read about his nightmares about the battle of liscor and Erin! I want him dead! I want that man dead!! Pirate if you kill his at this solstice battle I will pledge myself to you plEEEEEASE

[rowanashings]

YOU ONLY JUST FIGURED IT OUT

You only JUST FIGURED OUT THAT WAS ERIN SOLSTICE?!?!

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

YOU HISTORIC DUMBASS

NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IT THAT BADLY BEFORE

Good thing I’M not the grand design thingy cause if I were?

IF I WERE? This bitch would get a title! Immediately!

Called [MOST OBLIVIOUS DUMBASS THIS SIDE OF THE END OF THE WORLD]

What do you MEAN YOU’RE ONLY NOW FIGURING OUT THAT WAS ERIN SOLSTICE

Who did he think it was?? LYONETTE???

He’s so stupid I hate himmmmm

[rowanashings]

I have a suspicion that that girl with the white flag might have been Erin solstice

NO SHIT? No. No way. No way the woman with an inn outside liscor, one of the ONLY HUMANS THERE AT THE TIME, whom historically loves goblins and is slightly unhinged, could POSSIBLY BE THE SAME WOMAN WHO STARED DOWN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY WITH A WHITE FUCKING FLAG.

Oh I hate him. I hate him so much

[rowanashings]

No you know what? I can think of something that could redeem him in my eyes. He has to die saving numbtongue or pebblesnatch or rags. Or he could have shown up at the showdown in the unseen empire between the knights of Solstice and Elia arcsinger. But he didn’t do that.

[icarus-is-lost]

Dalinar getting around none of the ardents wanting to marry him to his sister in law by just getting GOD to do it is peak “Im better than you “ behavior

[shamefulquartz]

porn helped me leave my religion but not in the way people would probably expect. it wasnt "oh i left my religion because i wanted to sin" it was "i read smut a few times only once i was well into adulthood and finally realized wait, this is not ruining my life, i am not becoming a useless sex addict, i am not treating people worse, i am in fact still asexual, i am not objectifying people in real life, no one at church can see a loss of light in me, and in fact the only negative consequence is my own guilt and shame (because religion told me i had to feel guilt and shame)"

so yeah that was one of my big moments of. well if my religion was wrong about porn what else was it wrong about.

[rowanashings]

9.59 this has nothing to do with this chapter

While we’re still on sex in innworld I need to know if dullahans engage in cockwarming

[rowanashings]

Dear everyone that thinks I’m annoying: now imagine living with me in your brain. I’m annoying MYSELF, and it’s about hyena genitalia and carcinization

[rowanashings]

9.59

I’m such a stickler for realism in fantasy settings and it drives me insane why do I insist that actually the levels have GOT to be burning an insane amount of calories and the production of galas muscle too for the same thing cause how tf else does ryoka eat two or more?? entire mega burgers by herself in vol 2

And then I have to look up camel speeds and have been prohibited from mentioning hyena pseudopenises and want to know how eel man made crab boy as his son

[rowanashings]

9.59

Love the wandering inn because I’m like no way spitty is doing 100 miles in a day he must be a magic camel

Nah that’s normal for some types of camel

[rowanashings]

9,59

Oh yeah orjin a city runner can totally do 100 miles in a day ARE YOU INSANE. ORJIN WHAT IS YOUR BASIS FOR COMPARISON.

[nooneinnportant]

✨️SHAKADOLIN✨️

[lazulir]

I have finished the mistborn trilogy.

They lulled me into a sense of safety with the first book, then killed my whole family and extended family and my Uber driver while throwing me with 112358 bricks.

10/10

[shamefulquartz]

porn helped me leave my religion but not in the way people would probably expect. it wasnt "oh i left my religion because i wanted to sin" it was "i read smut a few times only once i was well into adulthood and finally realized wait, this is not ruining my life, i am not becoming a useless sex addict, i am not treating people worse, i am in fact still asexual, i am not objectifying people in real life, no one at church can see a loss of light in me, and in fact the only negative consequence is my own guilt and shame (because religion told me i had to feel guilt and shame)"

so yeah that was one of my big moments of. well if my religion was wrong about porn what else was it wrong about.

[demilypyro]

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[demilypyro]

This show isn't for people who watch marvel movies it's for the people doing 3 hour video essays about Utena or some shit

[demilypyro]

Digital circus: hey let's discuss existentialism, what makes someone human, how to cope with loss and regret, and the hedgehog's dilemma. you've all read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, right?

Digital circus audience: what

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[near-seth-experience]

Been a solid week-ish since my last TWI update. I didn't end up listening for a few days and what little bits I read weren't sufficient for a post because i didnt want to post in the middle of a chapter, so I held off. Until now (6/4/2026)

Currently up through Webserial chapter 5.32 G, "Blood of Liscor" audiobook

Lyonette, Mrsha, and Apista had a lovely day off napping in a field outside Celum which resulted in Lyon losing her princess class and 3 chapters of angst and...Romance?? With an Antinium??

I can't believe Pawn found a gf before me 😔, I love how both of them are oblivious about the significance of their feelings towards the other, and the only two who could tell were Krshia and Pisces lol. Also 10/10 wingmanning from Krshia with the advice for the dress and the ball. That was cute.

I need a meme of the human/drake/gnolls around the inn doing the "hear me out cake" trend and everyone starring at Lyonette because she says Pawn lmao... Lyon, sweetie, I love you, but he's A GIANT ANT. A kind and caring one, yes, but... A BUG.

Ramblings aside, her classes ended up consolidating after that so now she's a "worldly princess", i think it was? I dig it.

Oh also turns out the gimmick of the Liscor dungeon is GIANT BUG HORDES because the gold-rankers just found SPIDERS... oh also Yvlons brother and his team suck at Dungeon Crawling... and some other silver-rank teams are in over their heads and couldn't handle some Raskgar, but Erin and the Homie Hobs (i literally just coined that term) saved their asses

I was digesting these few chapters little bits at a time so im a little scattered, but Rag's tribe took that city, used diversionary tactics to buy time, CONSTRUCTED THEIR OWN GOBLIN TREBUCHETS, and then sued for peace, sending the captive knight to Riverfarm....

Which ended up being pointless because someone falsified an order from Laken via mage spell to tell the army to attack... and then Pyrite beat them up.. Meanwhile Rags followed Sir Whats-his-face to Riverfarm for peace talks which... didn't happen because Laken is a stubborn asshole and he sucks, but also because Tyrion Veltras showed up?!!? So now there's two assholes who suck at Riverfarm. I assumed he was over dealing with Goblin Lord??? But he's doing both? Big brain tactics i guess.

Come to find out that the half-elf who eyeballed the last Goblin King with an arrow showed herself to Tremborag and the Goblin Lord so they're freaking the heck out. Total disarray over there while a human army marches in.

These chapters were wild. I swear, I keep hoping for peaceful outcomes and never getting them.

I'm posting here because the next chapter is apparently a Bird POV and I'm genuinely hoping that this 2 hour audiobook chapter is full of singing and is about nothing aside from how Bird likes birds. And how Bird likes to shoot birds because he, Bird, likes birds.

[rowanashings]

When I catch up to pirate I’m going to release a compilation of my Tyrion veltras ranting on YouTube

[blueskittlesart]

traditional happy pride month from everybody's favorite transgender video game characters!!

[depsidase]