Best. Henchman. Ever!!!

Call me Peridot, dorks. Witch and best, most powerful, and cleverest of the Queen's minions!

[gigidigiarchive]

Please protect this nerd baby.

24 days left on the Cucumber Quest Kickstarter!

[witchperidot-blog]

Do not protect the nerd baby.

Beat him up. Take his lunch money.

Give the money to me.

[whohassummonedme]

Trick or Treat!

What candy do you like, I wonder?

I suppose rock candy will do.

[witchperidot-blog]

"That's surprisingly un-jerky of you! Thanks, Nightmare Knit!"

[yourfuckingmuse]

A-Z HEADCANONS FOR MY CHARACTERS

[witchperidot-blog]

Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play? Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why? Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in? Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details? Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it? Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo? Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long? Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising? Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper? Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard? Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family? Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it? Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock? Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others? Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple? Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence? Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about? Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks? Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head? Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big? Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans? Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of? Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces? X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves? Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about? Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[bobacupcake]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

I’m sorry for rambling about a comic not many read, but can I just talk about Almond’s new outfit

She’s just so pretty. I mean Almond is always cute, in a boyish or old fashioned kinda way from my interpretation. But usually she’s not expressed in so much fabulous detail. All these cherry blossoms and sparkles (is she wearing a kimono?). We’re used to seeing Almond fighting, but her like this is so cool. She’s so pretty it’s just like

[gigidigiarchive]

It’s Peridot.

Did you know that every dollar over funding the Cucumber Quest Kickstarter raises will go directly toward making Peridot the cutest girl in the world. You didn’t know that, because it’s not true. I made that up. But if we hit our $60k stretch goal, the comic will be able to update more often!

[faline-cat444]

I’ve gone through these jokes before,Cucumber…In fact I am kind of going through them right now

[gigidigiarchive]

The Cucumber Quest: Book Three Kickstarter is underway! There are some surprises this time around (like a new Cucumber Dressed book!) Please check it out and consider supporting the comic!

[whohassummonedme]

I am going to call Cordelia and tell her that you read ahead in the story.

[witchperidot-blog]

...

She already knows! She's my boss!

[whohassummonedme]

You are not supposed to know that.

[witchperidot-blog]

I'm well-read!

[whohassummonedme]

You are her henchman. The knights are her henchmen. I am not hers to control. You would do well to remember that, Peridot.

[witchperidot-blog]

I'm a henchman, you're just a guy who was summoned to perform a service for like the hundredth time.

[whohassummonedme]

Less than a few days ago, you ran into the throne room crying about how you had messed up with the Legendary Hero’s little sister once more.

But you are correct, I am behaving a little too much like Cordelia these days. I should see how the Crystal Kingdom is doing these days.

[witchperidot-blog]

THAT WASN'T-

I DIDN'T!-

A-ANYWAY!

CORDELIA DOESN'T TRY TO PRETEND SHE'S ACTUALLY DOING STUFF!

She's the queen, we're the henchmen, she's not just hanging back so she can be the secret boss at the end!

[whohassummonedme]

witchperidot replied to your post:But like. People hiding in Nightmare Knight’s cape. Either for fun or to get away from things by disappearing into the sparkle clouds.

I already do this. Half the stars coming outta that thing are mine!

You cannot continue running from your problems.

[witchperidot-blog]

I don't do that!

Besides, at least I don't just sit up in a big tower by myself and pretend to be controlling all this junk that you're just leaving to your cronies!

[prowlingprosthetics-archived]

send me anonymous messages.

[witchperidot-blog]

questions, comments, general harassment, silly nonsense — have at it!

[animusbell]

you fool

[gigidigiarchive]

Rosemaster and Princess Parfait. The bottom one is an old half-finished piece that I might use for capital-S Something later.

These characters are from Cucumber Quest.