song of the birch tree

virgil | they/them | 18 | creative writing major | I made a side blog solely for harry potter fanfiction | main: @virgil-upinthestars | why doesn't harry have a little sister? | give this poor man a sister | he would adore her | coming soon to an ao3 near you!!

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

every belligerent slytherin needs a looming mythical undead irish hero for a best friend

[virgil-upinthestars]

football au where they're bitter nemeses, but it's time for the world cup and they both made the national team

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

update i'm writing it lmfao

[moonytoasted]

whose bag is this (marauders era)

lily evans

mary macdonald

marlene mckinnon

dorcas meadowes

pandora rosier/lovegood

emmeline vance

hestia jones

narcissa black

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024

made by me ^^

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

my friend calls this the 'reverse goncharov' effect

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

me @ jk rowling

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

google is officially a smartass

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

y'all ever think about how harry dropping an ink bottle on riddle's diary was basically the equivalent of a keyboard smash

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

Hogwarts is in Scotland, therefore the Scottish (and Irish and Welsh students), by virtue of “bonded through English oppression” most definitely say “oy, these bloody English” whenever an English classmate gets the answer to a question wrong. Minerva McGongall, proud highlands woman, tacitly pretends not to hear. This is all well and good, until one day Harry (who is technically English-raised via geography but is also a proud desi boy with absolutely zero reason to like the English) accidentally lets slip in snape’s class “oy, these bloody English” after Snape says something particularly mean to Neville. Snape loses his shit. So does the class. It becomes another iconic “no need to call me sir, professor” Harry moment

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

i just mistyped "great hall" as "great y'all" i'll never forgive myself

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

i told my friend (who knows nothing about harry potter) about the drama that goes down in prisoner of azkaban and their immediate reaction was "i need pot"

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

can we please make a dating app but for marauders fans so the sirius black and remus lupin girlies can find each other

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

someone who saw my sketchbook today said one of my drawings 'had the potential to be good' and me, who drew it for my fic, immediately started going ???bitch?? fuck you my child is completely fine!?!?!?

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

day two of trying to figure out where moaning myrtle's bathroom is???

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

"He's a service dog," Harry said, fully ready to throw his PTSD diagnosis on the table. "His name is Snuffles."

- without a doubt the most in-character harry line i've ever written

[virgil-upinthestars]

headcanon: the trickster spirit of james potter was so proud of harry for flying a car to school, he projected himself from the afterlife

[witchwriting-hpfanfic]

studying the source material to write a fanfic be like