light of ur life

abbie | 19 | green & kitchen & divination | ♐| super taken 💖|

[delta-breezes]

@haarkon_

[valtsv]

are you a sits on the table gay, a sits on the floor gay, or a sits on other people’s laps gay

[ryanribbitys]

[ryanribbitys]

Thanks for whoever brought this back looney tunes show was unappreciated

[plasticdingus-deactivated201812]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

Paramore // Caught In The Middle

Please don’t remove the caption or you will be blocked

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

They call me giant rat bitch because I make the rules

[confusedimmortal]

what

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I think I was pretty clear

[pleatedjeans]

[clown-gf]

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

[witchy---bitchy]

400 followers!!!

Thanks for putting up with my incohesive trash pile guys!! Send me some asks and shit to mark the occasion!!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

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[foxglove-in-my-garden]

foxglove-in-my-garden’s 50 followers moodboard celebration!

I finally hit 50 followers, which is a milestone for me so I want to celebrate and thank all of you wonderful people! I’ve seen blogs like @daphnaea or @merflk (check out their blogs they’re lovely!💕) doing similar things, so I want to try it as well! To celebrate I’ll make moodboards for everyone who joins!

To join you must:

be following @foxglove-in-my-garden

reblog this post

send me a 🌻 + the name of your favourite myth creature (any kind of myths!) for a moodboard of them

and/or send me a 🌷+ the name of your favourite Harry Potter character for a moodboard of them

if you want, choose a mood to influence the moodboard :

Moods :

cozy

clear

tender

adventurous

I’d love to meet new people and blogs, so if you reblog I’ll check out your blog and might follow you!

Again, thank you! Lots of love, Lilith✨

[ashleyetc]

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

[jackawful]

The purple stripe on the bi flag is meant to represent attraction to nb genders and the bisexual manifesto published in Anything That Moves includes the lines “Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature … In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders.” That was published in 1990. It’s older than a lot of people here, including me, and older than terms like “pansexual” and “polysexual” by at least a decade. Bi history is important.

[earthmajesty]

[pyreo]

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

[pyreo]

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

[obsessioninc]

Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.

[tini-ballerini]

False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.

[obsessioninc]

This is the only argument to this post that I will accept

[hotboyproblems]