[valtsv]

*goes insane thinking about romance*

[meanplastic]

Doctor: you have 6 months to live

me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

Doctor: how the hell did you do that

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

Me Back at Me:

[beskt]

Journal page.

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[coleorr-deactivated20230411]

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

[giveusmoredetonation]

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

[aspiring-kryptonian]

This is Macklemore erasure.

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Stop making men feel bad for being masculine 2k19

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Stop making women feel bad for being feminine 2k19

[bullyfemme]

[butchwifing]

If you’re trying to figure out if she’s gay, ask her who her favorite member of the Fab 5 is and if she says Antoni, she’s straight.

[santa-klaus]

This is… correct

[lesbianherstorian]

march on washington for lesbian gay and bi equal rights, april 1993

[bpdeadpool-deactivated20240320]

This is *the* BPD song and you can’t convince me otherwise

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

[valiumvampire]

people will support you having bpd until you actually, yknow….act like a person with bpd

[avvocarlo]

everybody online is like oh cum this and cum that… what ever happened to the fear of god? 😑

[despazito]

you are all invited to my early 2000s weeb party

we will watch naruto amvs, fall out boy, play DDR, and everyone will get a nametag with ~xXx*_   _*xXx~ borders on it. eyeliner and teased hair is mandatory

[despazito]

cookies would have been served but i eated them

[biisousss]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet