[archangelofgore]

[rewrittenwithlust]

Take her for a spin

[bummblebeann]

What do you mean you have other mutuals

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

 You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.

[thegrimzuera]

“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”

Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.

[moonbe4mlust]

doggy style so we can stare at the moon and stars together

[withacurse]

God is there anything more satisfying than just filtering right through standstill traffic

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[punacceptable]

*slaps ur ass* good post good post

[kammischief]

i love a chick who always wanna suck your dick for no reason

[withacurse]

Good news is, at least when my ear is sorted the noise cancelling in my AirPod pros should actually work properly finally 🤷‍♂️

[dogpuppy]

[withacurse]

really needing just looking after for the next week or so i feel fucking useless

[hotlike]

[setaou]

[deu-ruim-deactivated20221013]

[cyberxbattalion]