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[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[catchymemes]

This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.

[moonxtal]

The best boy

[mjalti]

me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[burnhamandtilly]

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018), Dir. Desiree Akhavan

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[tastefullyoffensive]

[meladoodle]

For the second year in a row, despite an email being sent around and a bunch of people agreeing, I am the only one who dressed up for halloween.

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

what the fuck

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

They removed the fucking sfw/nsfw toggle

Fuck this website

[cisnowflake]

This is a Christian website now.

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[tamizhnadu]

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

[veryapplecider]

I just noticed that’s a hand with a glove around her neck not a scarf

[correlatedcontents]

what thef uck

[mhmoony]

[butchflirt]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[wilwheaton]

“no vegans”

[iamawandmaker]

Mamma Mia Wrap Party

[kristilynn]

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

[toastbutteregg]

who else does this?