wrong day to die

It astounds me that humans have been on this planet for thousands and thousands of years and still haven't learnt how to be decent to each other.

[my-dailydreams]

[genderqueeradrien]

many have asked questions such as “what is miraculous ladybug even about” but this has never before been answered. this is because nobody is quite sure. it’s impossible to know

[genderqueeradrien]

does Anybody know. does anybody have any idea

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[dogpuppy]

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[hanavesinauttija]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[hanavesinauttija]

now I'm it/she

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

OH COME THE FUCK ON

[tiktaalic]

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[importantcatpics]

[anxiousbiscuit]

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

[spn-lesbian]

*Dean and Cas get caught speeding*

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Dean, whispering: deny everything

Cas: I do not recall getting pulled over, officer

Cop: ...sir-

Cas: please do not gender me