Dear Nameless Knight,

A horse gallops with its lungs, perseveres with its heart, and wins with its character.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Hopefully this is a little harder than the last one!

[kingscrown666]

[onihcinimkcin]

[trash--bucket]

[funnytwittertweets]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Freddie Mercury was the peak of gay big dick energy. Once during a Queen concert a guy shouted a gay slur at Freddie and he responded by having the venue shine a spotlight on the guy and saying "say that again darling". That is literally the biggest power move in history. That man must've left the corporeal realm because how tf do you come back from that

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

MATTEL ANNOUNCED THE LAUNCH OF A GENDER NEUTRAL DOLL !!!

comments on the thread are super gross and toxic, so spread positivity about this line!! show Mattel support in this endeavor and demolish stereotypes and undo the shackles of gender dichotomy!

[pissbxbyvoid-deactivated2021071]

OMFG WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

[fannibalmovement]

Hannibal has higher demand than 98.5% of all Horror titles in the US

Source

#FannibalFamilyForever  #HANNIBAL

[donniefinnerman]

my hot take is that the dean-sam michael-lucifer dichotomy is itself a microcosm for the angel-human dichotomy:

1. you have an older sibling who is charged with taking care of the younger, isn’t allowed to want things for themself, and continues to follow their father’s orders even after he goes missing

2. you have a younger sibling who is corrupted by [the mark of cain / demon blood / the fruit of knowledge], rebels against their father’s plans for them, and tries to forge a life for themself outside of their father’s rules

[donniefinnerman]

angels as a species are dean-coded and humans as a species are sam-coded

[amygdalae]

dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

[amygdalae]

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

[omnipotentoverlord-deactivated2]

This is my joy.

[thoughtfulfuri]

This made me look at networks near me and: 

[bringmetothe-pilot]

No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

[pinballwizzer]

no cops just elton john with his elton john brass knuckes

[sjhamart]

happy pride, everyone

[toastbutteregg]

[urlocalllama]

Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices

[tsurangaconundrum]

this gay love is the only thing a malicious god can’t touch will live in my mind rent free for the next 4-10 business millennia and it IS the thesis of supernatural but. can you imagine trying to call it that to a normal person. what’re you watching? oh the cws supernatural. oh? what’s that about? it’s about a gay love story that reinvents free will and defeating a cruel and callous god with a capital g. and then they hit play and it’s dean saying he ganked the bitch.

[tsurangaconundrum]

@deanwinchesterapologist​​ fooled em

[tsurangaconundrum]

they aren’t actually and this post proves it

[systlin]

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

[assasue]

One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.

Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol

[pbrim]

I remember years ago on a forum (email list, that’s how old) a woman talking about going to a museum, and seeing among the women’s household objects a number of fired clay items referred to as “prayer objects”.  (Apparently this sort of labeling is not uncommon when you have something that every house has and appears to be important, but no-one knows what it is.)  She found a docent and said, “Excuse me, but I think those are drop spindles.”  “Why would you think that, ma’am?”  “Because they look just like the ones my husband makes for me.  See?”  They got all excited, took tons of pictures and video of her spinning with her spindle.  When she was back in the area a few years later, they were still on display, but labeled as drop spindles.

[catchester]

So ancient Roman statues have some really weird hairstyles. Archaeologists just couldn’t figure them out. They didn’t have hairspray or modern hair bands, or elastic at all, but some of these things defied gravity better than Marge Simpson’s beehive.

Eventually they decided, wigs. Must be wigs. Or maybe hats. Definitely not real hair.

A hairdresser comes a long, looks at a few and is like, “Yeah, they’re sewn.”

“Don’t be silly!” the archaeologists cry. “How foolish, sewn hair indeed! LOL!”

So she went away and recreated them on real people using a needle and thread and the mystery of Roman hairstyles was solved.

She now works as a hair archaeologist and I believe she has a YouTube channel now where she recreates forgotten hairstyles, using only what they had available at the time.

[rocktheholygrail]

2x10 || 2x12

thirsty™