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agnostic mormons be like i dont know if there's a god as far as i know it's all cockamammy somewhere in there now anyways i've not been able to get rid of this cold so i'm going to ask my dad for a priesthood blessing of the sick
i shouldnt be allowed to post when i have a sinus infection btw.
look can we just chuck oaks in the bin and use necromancy to bring back joseph smith. i think an undead joseph smith on designer weed and let loose in las vegas would be objectively hilarious.
everyone needs to get more chill about mormons now so i can write my alternate history book about where joseph smith horseshits his way into becoming president and through the power of drugs, God, and sleight of hand he has to find a way to retain his power despite making laws and executive orders that seem wildly bullshit til something happens where Oh That Was The Exact Law We Needed and he's over there sweating PROFUSELY like 'haha yep that's exactly- exactly what i meant to do'. the important part is emma smith is vice president. not first lady, vice president. it's borderline slapstick the entire time.
i'll need to know what year Joseph was campaigning for president, who he was up against, the state of the constitution at the time, what drugs were accessible in the White House area, what year the word of wisdom was made and how easily those said drugs could be disguised and/or excused, and some knowledge on historical assassination attempts that are both looney tunes style and can be avoided by being a sufficiently weird mormon. shouldn't be too hard.
I'll WANT to know how gay men acted during that time so he's always fagging it up in office with Emma being his 'butch'. I'll want to know how to realistically do a crossdressing scene with the elders of the church.
YES it'll be a multiple wives joke. YES it will be the rare attempt at being TASTEFUL about a multiple wives joke. I cannot promise actual tasteful jokes in a book about joseph smith essentially doing shrooms and ketamine in the white house and somehow still being a prophet.
everyone needs to get more chill about mormons now so i can write my alternate history book about where joseph smith horseshits his way into becoming president and through the power of drugs, God, and sleight of hand he has to find a way to retain his power despite making laws and executive orders that seem wildly bullshit til something happens where Oh That Was The Exact Law We Needed and he's over there sweating PROFUSELY like 'haha yep that's exactly- exactly what i meant to do'. the important part is emma smith is vice president. not first lady, vice president. it's borderline slapstick the entire time.
i'll need to know what year Joseph was campaigning for president, who he was up against, the state of the constitution at the time, what drugs were accessible in the White House area, what year the word of wisdom was made and how easily those said drugs could be disguised and/or excused, and some knowledge on historical assassination attempts that are both looney tunes style and can be avoided by being a sufficiently weird mormon. shouldn't be too hard.
I'll WANT to know how gay men acted during that time so he's always fagging it up in office with Emma being his 'butch'. I'll want to know how to realistically do a crossdressing scene with the elders of the church.
everyone needs to get more chill about mormons now so i can write my alternate history book about where joseph smith horseshits his way into becoming president and through the power of drugs, God, and sleight of hand he has to find a way to retain his power despite making laws and executive orders that seem wildly bullshit til something happens where Oh That Was The Exact Law We Needed and he's over there sweating PROFUSELY like 'haha yep that's exactly- exactly what i meant to do'. the important part is emma smith is vice president. not first lady, vice president. it's borderline slapstick the entire time.
i'll need to know what year Joseph was campaigning for president, who he was up against, the state of the constitution at the time, what drugs were accessible in the White House area, what year the word of wisdom was made and how easily those said drugs could be disguised and/or excused, and some knowledge on historical assassination attempts that are both looney tunes style and can be avoided by being a sufficiently weird mormon. shouldn't be too hard.
look i expected us to have a mafia in utah already but... lego? legos. you're dragging the mormon name around the dirt for. legos. you're doing all this yakuza gang shit because of. legos. brother the bar was set in the fucking ground and you've broken out the rototiller and shovel. we used to have dignity here y'know. used to be secret golden plates that came from an angel that got passed around with mafia-style hijinks til allegedly it got handed back to the angel. now we're. here. over legos.
some context. in short: mormon cop mafia is stalking and intimidating victim of $200k worth of lego theft for the corpo that stole the lego. victims now include internet sleuths exposing them for the theft. story is now international and mormon church is going to have to do hella hella hella pr control else people are just gonna know them as the mormon cop mafia that steals legos.
oh yes, the mormon cop mafia is speculation and not confirmed, but the rumors aren't going to stop because of that. 'cop mafia' is definitely confirmed, 'mormon cop mafia' is the speculation. this will still require pr to recover from.
look can we just chuck oaks in the bin and use necromancy to bring back joseph smith. i think an undead joseph smith on designer weed and let loose in las vegas would be objectively hilarious.
look i expected us to have a mafia in utah already but... lego? legos. you're dragging the mormon name around the dirt for. legos. you're doing all this yakuza gang shit because of. legos. brother the bar was set in the fucking ground and you've broken out the rototiller and shovel. we used to have dignity here y'know. used to be secret golden plates that came from an angel that got passed around with mafia-style hijinks til allegedly it got handed back to the angel. now we're. here. over legos.
some context. in short: mormon cop mafia is stalking and intimidating victim of $200k worth of lego theft for the corpo that stole the lego. victims now include internet sleuths exposing them for the theft. story is now international and mormon church is going to have to do hella hella hella pr control else people are just gonna know them as the mormon cop mafia that steals legos.
everyone needs to get more chill about mormons now so i can write my alternate history book about where joseph smith horseshits his way into becoming president and through the power of drugs, God, and sleight of hand he has to find a way to retain his power despite making laws and executive orders that seem wildly bullshit til something happens where Oh That Was The Exact Law We Needed and he's over there sweating PROFUSELY like 'haha yep that's exactly- exactly what i meant to do'. the important part is emma smith is vice president. not first lady, vice president. it's borderline slapstick the entire time.
To put balance back into the Force after my last post, I actually think it's kinda awesome that Joseph Smith was a fucked-up morally-grey prophet-wizard with funny glasses and a book we don't know how came to be. Why do other religious sects get to have all the fun w/ their historical/religious figures. Maybe it's only a good religion when there's amoral wizard shit going on. Some y'all sincerely worship Zeus or pray to Saint Whatshisnuts can I please fucking have my fucked up prophet-wizard.
i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.
look i expected us to have a mafia in utah already but... lego? legos. you're dragging the mormon name around the dirt for. legos. you're doing all this yakuza gang shit because of. legos. brother the bar was set in the fucking ground and you've broken out the rototiller and shovel. we used to have dignity here y'know. used to be secret golden plates that came from an angel that got passed around with mafia-style hijinks til allegedly it got handed back to the angel. now we're. here. over legos.
Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.
