[jewishdragon]

eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures

[wuggen]

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[teathattast]

Happy Birthday buddy!

[liquidstar]

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

[liquidstar]

   j,jm,               ‘[pkot orley, gt+

[averruncusho]

He’s speaking…

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

pls share your limitless wisdom

[liquidstar]

G

[catchymemes]

Look at its eyes!

[nicetomeetmew]

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

(source)

[bbcwhereareyou]

This fucking guy.

[lostinhistory]

The funniest response:

[puppybeargf]

[anxietyproblem]

[cristalplanetheart]

[zooophagous]

"Whisker fatigue." Suuuure. I'm on to your games cat.

[zooophagous]

Yeah? And? Want to fight about it? Want to kiss me on the lips?

[tamamita]

die french

[tamamita]

die english

[transfemininomenon]

the hundred years war 

[ratfuck]

godddd i just wanna be held

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

you also want subway

[ratfuck]

yes master

[huffylemon]

it’s that time of year folks

[becausebirds]

This really rare bird, the Lava Gull, has a hilarious laugh. Also acts like every other gull hustling for handouts. [full clip on youtube]

[mischiefmaverick]

[infected]

by Phạm Minh

[excitementshewrote]

[waknatious]

[outlaw-monarch]

[jeanjauthor]

I know it’s probably a hard liquor or something (please do not drink & wield an axe!!!), but my brain is INSISTING she’s drinking 100% Pure Grate AA Light Amber Canadian Maple Syrup.

[katschy]

It is definitely a syrup bottle (it has the tiny handle), so she may in fact be drinking maple syrup. 😊

[vergess]

Yeah, that's maple syrup alright

[lemonsharks]

@mihrsuri