After depressing weeks, #breastmilkandchill

izzy's playlists!
Show & Tell

No title available

No title available
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

⁂
noise dept.
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
wallacepolsom
$LAYYYTER
i don't do bad sauce passes
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.

tannertan36
KIROKAZE

PR's Tumblrdome
h
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Slovenia

seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye

seen from Bermuda

seen from Mexico

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@witlings
After depressing weeks, #breastmilkandchill
#monday
New Kid on the Block (at Bacon District Sorsogon)
tiger chubs
Green Hot Chili Pepper
from tumblr.com
If you're a fan of stand-up comedy, the image above might look familiar to you. It's from the 2011 special of American comedian, Kevin Hart, entitled "Seriously Funny" in which he talked about his family, dating experiences, troubles and a lotta personal stuff. He also told the story of the time he cursed for the first time with his mom in the room. I thought I'd share mine, too, seeing as how there's this whole generation gap being talked about right now--how kids today behave and handled by parents very differently from the past.
from careerminds.com
Most parents today, I think, are anti-child violence. Well I guess, no one really is for it, but once in awhile, I think a kid could use some tough love or you know, a little physical disciplinary action, if you will, to straighten them out about a little bit.
from ohsopetite.com
Back in grade school, I was starting to develop my passion for music and so I'd listen to lots of artists from different genres. This particular time, though, I was listening to Westlife's debut album on my discman. Disgusting right? It was the only record I could find at the time 'cause my dad, for some reason, just won't get me a Goo Goo Dolls' record or Green Day's.
I was lying on my stomach on my parent's bed when my older brother sat on my back and just started rocking like he was riding a pony. I was in so much pain 'cause my chest was right on top of the wooden edge of the bed. My chest kept on pounding on it so I tried to grab his shirt to get him off me but I couldn't reach him.
from deviantart.net
He, meanwhile, was having the time of his life. I've never seen anyone that happy. Well, I guess that's how older brothers feel, in general, when they see their little brothers in pain because of their work. I was catching my breath and I remember feeling so mad that I couldn't do anything. When he finally stopped, he ran out of the house as fast as he could, before I could grab him and I was furious. Just stupid mad. I was one step behind and I almost had him but he was able to shut the door in front of me. To my frustration, I just yelled out the juiciest, crispiest cuss words at him.
It was too late when I noticed my dad was in the kitchen slicing up some vegetables for lunch.
from domesticdaddy.net
Before I went back in the room and cried like a bitch, I knew I was in big trouble. First of all, we're Catholic, then there's the swearing in front of the parents directed at an elder so my handsome reward was definitely in order--too much moral offense on this one. A few seconds later, my dad went in the room holding a huge green pepper. He lifted my head and crushed the pepper in my mouth. I can't remember the taste 'cause I wasn't aware anymore of what was going on but I knew I deserved what I got.
from tumblr.com
It was worth it, though. I just had to let out a good FUCK YOU! It definitely made a huge difference in my personality, and now, I really love spicy foods, to be honest. I doubt anybody's gonna have another story like this, from kids of this generation. They're cuddled, buttered up and baby-d too much making them "soft" and too emotional. One negative tweet or comment and they're devastated. Dudes! Imagine growing up in the 90's.
Sons of dead Iranian soldiers recreate their fathers' last photo (Iran-Iraq War)
Mayonnaise's self-titled debut album, 2004
Hmmm....Eye.Opening.
You have such a lovely blog! :)
Thank u thats very nice of u. Im still working on it though
Poor fellas…
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET.
They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up
Meet your new (best? worst?) friend.
4 Horrifying Sex Toys That Prove We’re Overthinking Sex
#4. Sqweel 2
Yes, ma’am, that is indeed a wheel full of tongues. This unfortunate device is called Sqweel 2, which I assume implies that it’s a wheel that makes you squeal, and now we all have slightly less of our soul left because we had to trudge through this sentence, and I’m sorry. A sequel to the fairly popular Sqweel, the world’s supposedly greatest oral simulator for women, Sqweel 2 works in the exact way that you suspect. It even has changeable squealin’ wheels, which are called Sqweelers, because there’s always a way to make things even more uncomfortable.
Read More