goodness. how unseemly.

wit/fool/hoid/so on, so forth - they/he/she/whatever. --- "very cool like a popular meme" -Lift 2016

[bornuntolikehimself]

why are gods so. shitty

[whosesphereisitanyway]

All beings–even gods–need to use the chamberpot sometime.

[wittier-than-thou]

this is actually an uncommon misonception! the godly pantheon of nalthis subsists on nothing more nor less than the purest Invested essences that their loyal subjects have to offer. if something is coming out the other end, you may want to get that checked out, as nothing went in the one end to begin with!

[whosesphereisitanyway]

You…you do realize that we’re members of the Court of Gods, right?  We can say with quite a bit of confidence that we know our own physiology better than you.  And while you are correct that we don’t need to eat food, we’ve never met any Returned who doesn’t indulge in the activity of putting delicious things in one’s mouth at some time or another (especially if it happens to be Feast Day).  And since we ingest, we digest, and subsequently produce fecal matter.  Ergo, chamberpots remain useful.

[wittier-than-thou]

well, that doesn’t sound very godly of you.

[bornuntolikehimself]

better than your method

ie being full of shit.

[wittier-than-thou]

i’m doing my best, renarin.

[bornuntolikehimself]

yes, but best what? an impression of Highprince Sebarial?

[wittier-than-thou]

yes, in fact.

[bornuntolikehimself]

#or ruthar depending on who you ask

then it must be a very bad impression.

[wittier-than-thou]

well, of course. i am full of shit

[bornuntolikehimself]

why are gods so. shitty

[whosesphereisitanyway]

All beings–even gods–need to use the chamberpot sometime.

[wittier-than-thou]

this is actually an uncommon misonception! the godly pantheon of nalthis subsists on nothing more nor less than the purest Invested essences that their loyal subjects have to offer. if something is coming out the other end, you may want to get that checked out, as nothing went in the one end to begin with!

[whosesphereisitanyway]

You…you do realize that we’re members of the Court of Gods, right?  We can say with quite a bit of confidence that we know our own physiology better than you.  And while you are correct that we don’t need to eat food, we’ve never met any Returned who doesn’t indulge in the activity of putting delicious things in one’s mouth at some time or another (especially if it happens to be Feast Day).  And since we ingest, we digest, and subsequently produce fecal matter.  Ergo, chamberpots remain useful.

[wittier-than-thou]

well, that doesn’t sound very godly of you.

[bornuntolikehimself]

better than your method

ie being full of shit.

[wittier-than-thou]

i’m doing my best, renarin.

[bornuntolikehimself]

yes, but best what? an impression of Highprince Sebarial?

[wittier-than-thou]

yes, in fact.

[bornuntolikehimself]

why are gods so. shitty

[whosesphereisitanyway]

All beings–even gods–need to use the chamberpot sometime.

[wittier-than-thou]

this is actually an uncommon misonception! the godly pantheon of nalthis subsists on nothing more nor less than the purest Invested essences that their loyal subjects have to offer. if something is coming out the other end, you may want to get that checked out, as nothing went in the one end to begin with!

[whosesphereisitanyway]

You…you do realize that we’re members of the Court of Gods, right?  We can say with quite a bit of confidence that we know our own physiology better than you.  And while you are correct that we don’t need to eat food, we’ve never met any Returned who doesn’t indulge in the activity of putting delicious things in one’s mouth at some time or another (especially if it happens to be Feast Day).  And since we ingest, we digest, and subsequently produce fecal matter.  Ergo, chamberpots remain useful.

[wittier-than-thou]

well, that doesn’t sound very godly of you.

[bornuntolikehimself]

better than your method

ie being full of shit.

[wittier-than-thou]

i'm doing my best, renarin.

[bornuntolikehimself]

why are gods so. shitty

[whosesphereisitanyway]

All beings–even gods–need to use the chamberpot sometime.

[wittier-than-thou]

this is actually an uncommon misonception! the godly pantheon of nalthis subsists on nothing more nor less than the purest Invested essences that their loyal subjects have to offer. if something is coming out the other end, you may want to get that checked out, as nothing went in the one end to begin with!

[whosesphereisitanyway]

You…you do realize that we’re members of the Court of Gods, right?  We can say with quite a bit of confidence that we know our own physiology better than you.  And while you are correct that we don’t need to eat food, we’ve never met any Returned who doesn’t indulge in the activity of putting delicious things in one’s mouth at some time or another (especially if it happens to be Feast Day).  And since we ingest, we digest, and subsequently produce fecal matter.  Ergo, chamberpots remain useful.

[wittier-than-thou]

well, that doesn't sound very godly of you.

[bornuntolikehimself]

why are gods so. shitty

[whosesphereisitanyway]

All beings–even gods–need to use the chamberpot sometime.

[wittier-than-thou]

this is actually an uncommon misonception! the godly pantheon of nalthis subsists on nothing more nor less than the purest Invested essences that their loyal subjects have to offer. if something is coming out the other end, you may want to get that checked out, as nothing went in the one end to begin with!

[whosesphereisitanyway]

We’re not entirely sure where @bondsmithdalinar has gone.  Apparently he has been known to go off somewhere and drink himself silly, but we’re starting to get worried.  For all we know he’s trapped in a tower or killed by an assassin or something, so if anyone could assure us that he’s alive and well, that’d be much appreciated.

[wittier-than-thou]

sorry, he's dead.

[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, August 1, 1930

[prequelmemes]

[pipistrellus]

Clowns and clown-identified people

[yesterdaysprint]

El Paso Herald, Texas, November 18, 1910

[yugirimistwalker]

anyone who puts this on their blog is really really really gay

[petalproufaerie]

✨If I were a goddess/god what offerings would you leave at my shrine?

[yesterdaysprint]

New Castle Herald, Pennsylvania, September 24, 1923

[whosesphereisitanyway]

Erm.  The sphere you threw–the one that’s half red, half white, with a black line down the middle–that isn’t actually part of the standard Tarachin set (or any set that we know of, actually).  We, as is standard practice for this sort of situation, made the calculation for your score based on a null sphere, but that still doesn’t account for the fact that during your throw, the sphere you threw opened up and a large pink blob emerged from it.  So, if you would please coerce that blob thing (since it seems to be sentient, given that it seems to be saying “dih-to” or some such) off the field, that would be greatly appreciated.  -7 points, Hoid.

[wittier-than-thou]

plebs.

[yesterdaysprint]

New Castle Herald, Pennsylvania, September 24, 1923

[footnotestoplato]

Plato = sub or dom?

delete

[artist-varo]

Hairy Locomotion, Remedios Varo

[whosesphereisitanyway]

13 points.  Hoid, we don’t know who you are or how you came to join this game, but shouldn’t it be obvious that you aren’t supposed to throw the sphere straight up?

[wittier-than-thou]

all that's obvious is that clearly, none of you understand a single thing about how to play this game. you'll see.

oh, you'll see alright.

[metalgearsolid2]