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@oklahime
level 1 friendship: laughing at a funny thing your friend said (lol, lmao, 🤣)
level 2 friendship: immediatly repeating back the funny thing to your friend (i like to get high on potenuse). bonus points if its louder, with more emphasis
level 3 friendship: rephrasing the funny thing in punchier/funnier ways (seinfield dialog) you start workshopping the joke together.
I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎
@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags
#oh my god it's lambinated
you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence
since the what
come here and sit down right now
Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me
One year ago today I posted this practically shot Iron Giant photo I created using real figures, lighting, miniature sets & my trusty old tin foil for water technique & cotton wool for the splashes.
We should all do this
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
hey duck
youre no good duck
youre never gonna be shit
ya just like ya fatha
the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er
this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery
imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related
There are several other reasons why all the supernatural happenings of the 1800s (spontaneous human combustion in particular) tapered off.
People stopped wallpapering their homes with stuff that exuded mild hallucinogenics.
People got a lot better about realizing black mold existed, black mold probably shouldn't exist in their house, and preventing black mold from existing in their house.
People stopped lighting their homes with gas flames, which meant they no longer had sprawling conduits of leaky gas tubing throughout every room of their house that tended to outgas even when not lit.
People stopped (and I am being very serious, this is just what (some?) people did) filling washing tubs full of gasoline and using the gasoline to scrub out persistent stains from their clothes they'd then put on and wear while smoking cigarettes by the giant open hearth that provided most of the heat of their parlor room.
(Honestly, between ghost photography, "Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Dancing Faeries", and inadvertent double-exposures, it took a few years before cameras started reducing the amount of strange happenings instead of increasing them.)
Washing clothes with gasoline or kerosene was the forerunner of modern dry-cleaning, so not entirely as crazy as it sounds. Nowadays, of course, we use non-flammable chemicals, but PCE was not widely available in the 1800s
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
putting myself out there and getting rejected
