Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Guilherme. 16. Brazil. I like stuff.

[yurchenko-full]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

[asom-broso]

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

[biggbbrother21]

Ezra Miller is literally me 

[aux-barricades]

I’ve never related to anyone so much in my life.

[goldentruth813]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life and 100% me.

[arrystorm]

[shane-o-macdaddy-deactivated201]

I love you Rock.

[littlekingcorona]

Random country: rich in oil and minding their own business 

America:

[sensitive-thuggg]

The accuracy is so painful

[lionbaek]

chanyeol’s comforting hand when baekhyun was struggling to hold back his tears ;;

[95z]

BEST ALBUM AWARD WINNER: BTS you all deserved this, we’re so proud ♡ 

[onlinepreschool-blog]

[meanplastic]

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[meanplastic]

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[betterthankanyebitch]

[brimalandro]

So we all agree that this is the best song because if not let’s fight

[blurryty]

Date Idea: you buy me twenty one pilots concert tickets and I go

[diotcoke666]

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

[ratfriends]

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]

[downset]

[wittyslytherin]

When I miss out on some drama

Me: Tell me quickly what's the story, who saw what and why and where. Let him give a full description. Let him answer to Javert.

[freak-thefreak-out]