Born $inner

Damned if I do, damned if I don't

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[mjalti]

when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

[30-minute-memes]

As an ex fetus, I agree

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

[feetdavidson]

if you think someone’s ugly cuz they have a big nose then I’m sorry but you suck

[feetdavidson]

“I’m not racist or antisemitic or anything I just think this trait associated with several marginalized ethnic groups are inherently unattractive” —many clowns who are both racist and antisemitic

[meanplastic]

Me: oh thats cute

*checks price tag*

Me: no its not

[homofauxbic]

*has my feelings surgically removed*

[toastbutteregg]

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haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for

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me: whats ‘beyond’?

employee: *snapping my neck* go find out

[dontdoubt]

As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

what the hell and fuck are you implying lady

[tonedeafparrot]

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[dojacat]

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

[grungegoths]

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[redsatinsheets]

delete this

[homofauxbic]

*has my feelings surgically removed*

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal