On my wizord arc

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21 posts

[raphfish]

stolen from reddit

[hungwy]

another weekend that makes me want to quit my job. but i shant. not until the amulet begins to call my name again

[werepaladin]

being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?

[werepaladin]

target audience

[enki2]

[evilwizard]

APPLY EVAL. DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

[valleythey]

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

[evilwizard]

today i call to order the first meeting of the Heinous Evildoer’s Xiggurat, or H.E.X.

our first order of business—it has come to my attention that Ziggurat is spelled with a Z, not an X. subsequently i propose that we remove Dyslexica the Deplorable from the name-choosing council.

all in favor?

aye

nay

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2023

[hotvampireadjacent]

[valtsv]

a ghost flies into me to possess me and flies out a minute later wheezing and coughing and visibly horrified

[valtsv]

a demon tries to possess me but it just bounces off me like it ran headfirst into a glass door

[wizard-hal]

not a boy, not a girl, but a secret third thing (wizard)

[necrowyrm]

"Motherfucker! Cease to be!" - Me yesterday reaching peak wizardspeak while gaming.

[howthehelldoileave]

not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

[nightoftheliving-dead]

reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

[valtsv]

i think we would all benefit from a new internationally recognized holiday called Wraith Day where you just shuffle around in a floor length hooded black cloak that completely obscures your entire physical form and communicate only in hisses and vague menacing gestures likea. wraith

[evilwizard]

let’s settle this, once and for all

witches 🧪🐈‍⬛🧹

wizards 🧙‍♂️📚🔮

warlocks 😈⛓️🧞

sorcerers 💫🫧🧨

druids 🌳🌋⛈️

clerics 🙏👼😇

bards 🎭🎨🎸

artificers ⚙️🤖🚂

Voting ended onJan 27, 2023

[evilwizard]

#CLERICSWEEP

[catmask]

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

[catmask]

BRO?

[shammytelevision]

Do you still have that edit of nick castellanos swinging a greatsword and can i please have it

[shammytelevision]

i really appreciate this post doing decently well in spite of being pretty sure most of the people reblogging it have no idea that nick castellanos only hits home runs with the commentators are talking about tragedies or destroying their careers

[sylviii]

— Castellanos hits a home run while Thom Brennaman apologizes for making a homophobic comment on air

— Castellanos hits a home run immediately after Fernando Tatís Jr. suffers a season-ending injury

— Castellanos hits a home run while the broadcasters eulogize the father of a team employee

— Castellanos hits a homer on 9/11

— Castellanos hits a single while the broadcast talks about one of the Blue Jays’ coaches being arrested for a DUI

— Castellanos hits a home run the night of the Oscars Slap

— Castellanos hits a home run on the day of Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwayne Haskins’ death

— Castellanos hits a homer immediately after the broadcast talks about a Memorial Day tribute

— Castellanos hits a home run at the game dedicated to Atlanta’s PA announcer who just passed away

— Castellanos hits a home run on the day of legendary Dodgers announcer Vin Scully’s death

— Castellanos hits a home run on the day Queen Elizabeth died

[shammytelevision]

i don't know how to find the video but there's also the time an announcer was talking about how he was coming in to commentate on the same day his father passed away and is nearly in tears, but collects himself as the batter steps up to the plate and says "i'll stop talking about it here, don't want to pull a nick castellanos." and the batter immediately rips a home run deep into left field.

[shammytelevision]

the only baseball card i own. i use it to ward off evils.

[shammytelevision]

[scarletbirbs]

whose dick would you rather suck?

Shrek

Sans

Some anime dude no one else has heard of

The Onceler

Karkat Vantas

Voting ended onJan 25, 2023

[scarletbirbs]

For context

[wizard-hal]

*sigh* ....Karkat :/