wizard of the forest

he/she hmu if you know any good ruins or derelict shacks

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[pocket-beans]

[starmansblog]

[softandwigglybones]

Actually, wizards should be allowed to cast any spells they like

[softandwigglybones]

Let's build a dungeon! Add something you think a dungeon needs!

I'll start: entrance

[hraeiou]

reception area. no danger, but the goblin secretary is gonna take forever to file your paperwork.

[bestiemirage]

Doctor’s Office. The doctor (Also a goblin) goes through a series of tests that gradually get more and more absurd, but aren’t directly deadly. First, it just checks that you’re not bringing any diseases into the dungeon, then it checks for allergies, and eventually you wind up getting top surgery and bottom surgery back to back, finding out you have meningococcal meningitis, and growing an extra arm. After your checkup, you’re allowed through the gasping gates into the dungeon.

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Engraving my own bones with runes so that when a necromancer tries to raise me from the dead I explode and fill everything with Legos.

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

gardians by lily seika jones

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

[victusinveritas]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Wizard of unintresting failure

I had heard tales of tumblr's "hatemail game", but this...this is no game. I fear I may not endure. Pray for me, dear friends...

[ordinarysparkplug]

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

theres no shame in being overpowered by the beauty of an amulet every now and again

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

was just hexed by my nemesis, he's always been jealous my wizard tower was a tree house

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

his lair is made of stone like some common warlock

[wizard-ofthe-forest]

was just hexed by my nemesis, he's always been jealous my wizard tower was a tree house

[wizard-ofthe-forest]