not a real doctor, but a real worm

but stand brave, life-liver, bleeding out your days in the river of time. stand brave: time moves both ways.

[wizardjail]

man i have so many theoretical rogue trader wips... i DO believe i'll get to most of them eventually because i like playing in this unwholesome space. however, as i am the slowest writer who ever lived,

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[wizardjail]

videos yrliet would make ranking planets in the expanse

[victusinveritas]

[coginthemachine]

kindred spirits with our fave trade school alum

[halondrus]

[wizardjail]

gisa is not like exceedingly religious by 40k standards because she's too manipulative to be any kind of ideologue, but she does think that being a biomancer means god wants her to live specifically

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[wizardjail]

you see what the home stretch of my dissertation is doing to me

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous

[wizardjail]

this hat is a priceless pre-imperial relic worthy of a rogue trader

[wizardjail]

posting unofficial wip wednesday snippets to hold myself accountable re: finishing the rest of this fucking scene

[wizardjail]

the core principle of #gisacule is that marazhai likes gisa because she's evil and yrliet likes gisa because she's less evil than she seems, and they are kind of both right

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[fascinationstreetmp3]

[deceptive-owls]

me watching mollholland drive last night

[wizardjail]

aha. confirmed in the dev update that attaching the pumpkin baby to avery saves avery as well as the baby. i figured that was the case, since sibyl explicitly says they're still alive, but reddit was trying to convince me otherwise. the fools

[manscaped-grinch]