not a real doctor, but a real worm

but stand brave, life-liver, bleeding out your days in the river of time. stand brave: time moves both ways.

[wizardjail]

(talking to my reflection in the mirror) you cannot get the dark heresy beta. you don't have that kind of time

[wizardjail]

one of those few unambiguously positive gisa traits is that she is really very kind to grieving people, which is loadbearing to a lot of her companion/npc interactions (yrliet, idira, ulfar, zacchary weisz, various infinite museion spoilers). why? no reason. don't worry about it

[wizardjail]

the other charming gisa trait that infinite museion brought out is that unfortunately for her she can never take the easy way out by giving up an ally/subject for profit. once you're in her sphere of influence, you're stuck there. no one is taking you back. she pretends this is a matter of pride but we all know it's a dysfunctional code of honor

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[wizardjail]

one of those few unambiguously positive gisa traits is that she is really very kind to grieving people, which is loadbearing to a lot of her companion/npc interactions (yrliet, idira, ulfar, zacchary weisz, various infinite museion spoilers). why? no reason. don't worry about it

[wizardjail]

gisa and pasqal's kid has flipped her off and run away from home again

[wizardjail]

couldn't bring yourself to hand the guy who's consistently undermined and disrespected you back to trazyn because, you see, he had just lost his daughter and you're sensitive about that

[birdplushie]

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

[wizardjail]

born to write self-indulgent wips, forced to edit my dissertation and prep for my move at the end of the month

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[pilferedinstagram]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[kittensnax]

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[wizardjail]

i bring a "homosocial subcultures were often built on the specter of wider societal misogyny, and the bonds between men have historically been valorized in the way they were because those people believed women were so intellectually and emotionally inferior that you couldn't form a real bond with them" vibe to the thread that many historical rpf and classics gays do not like

[wizardjail]

it actually is really funny that gisa consistently underestimates people's personal loyalty to her because she is remarkably good at getting them to swear oaths of fealty. like yes of course izdrig batoshki became her new arch-militant. "when you beat a guy in ritual combat, you promise that he and his people are now yours forever and they will never again fall into the hands of nobles and commissars (because no one lords it over your subjects but you), and everyone cheers and then you just get on with it i guess," says woman who still hasn't grasped that you would die for her for reasons beyond professional duty