Doom's Tramping Grounds

ohhhhh the freak is unleashed, now i get it

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[batavias]

maybe my humour just hasn't changed since I was ten but the funniest thing I can regularly conceive of as a conclusion to literally any event is the phantom of the opera dropping a chandelier on everyone. Ending of the movie The Departed? The phantom drops a chandelier on Matt Damon and all the cops. Culmination to an emotional argument? The phantom strikes. Happy endings? But little do they know ☝️ the phantom

[wikicamp2]

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[blackpyrefly]

gibbon hug.gif is the sweetest image known to man

[blackpyrefly]

[trve-grimdark]

[pissvortex]

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

ok

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

[earthtodes]

Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let’s go get pancakes and orange juice and talk..

[wizardshark]

In what world is this not already normalized

[grimoiremanifest]

In DINNER WORLD

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yf3l]

[wingsfromwhere]

[chongoblog]

Soda Saturday