THE DOCTOR IS IN

109 IN THE SKY AND THE PIGS WON’T QUIT

[wkil-109]

—and we’re live...—

RISE AND SHINE CRASH QUEENS

Yet another blisterin’ daybreak out here in our beautiful desert, and you’re here with me, Dr. D. We’re locked down, loaded up and ready to keep you live 24 hours a day!!

Show us some noise, ‘joys, light up our switchboard! The crew is here, but we need YOU to keep us blasting louder than god’s revolver.

Get on our airwaves, motorbabies!

[wkil-109]

Cloud of dracs heading up route guano, looks to be about 7 or 8. They’re moving fast

Fuckin’ knew it—

You heard em, folks. Get your nametags on and hold onto your zaps, and make sure to stay tuned to WKIL-109 for updates.

Thanks for the tip off, kid, we appreciate ya. Let us know if you’re safe.

[wkil-109]

why is cherri such a lawyer -not newsie

Aw, Cherri ain’t a lawyer, the kid’s just careful. You’d be too if ya saw some of the shit he’s seen.

But why’d ya ask. What did he do.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

he took my jacket!

[wkil-109]

Aw, witch…

Why? And where, maybe I can send Show Pony to get it back.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

the why isnt important i swear-

but i think its in his truck and i dont got the keys or nothing so i cant get it back

[ask-cherri-cola]

the why is that newsie stole my jacket first! 

[wkil-109]

If the two a’ you don’t quit squabblin’ om my waves I’ll come and steal both your jackets, how about that.

Give ‘em back, both a’ ya.

-ddd

[ask-cherri-cola]

@ask-your-bitch-newsagogo​ new plan: give me back my jacket, I’ll give back yours, and we’re stealing all of D’s now

[wkil-109]

Hey, I defended you!

But go ahead, I’d like to see ya try to get one a’ my jackets. Ain’t gonna happen dust darlin’!

Show Pony lock the doors—

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

if i fix up the window after will you not ban me from the station if i kick out a window to steal totally not your jacket

[wkil-109]

NO.

Touch my jacket or my windows and you’re absolutely gettin’ banned, Newsie. And Cherri too! Damn tomfools.

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

@wkil-109

D! D! D! D! Hey!

[wkil-109]

What’s goin’ on, crash queen?

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

Not much! That’s why I radioed you!

[wkil-109]

You’re right, the static’s been awful quiet today... almost makes ya think somethin’ suspect is goin’ down...

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

Oh shit! Spooooooky!

[wkil-109]

Maybe it’s just me bein’ old and paranoid but quiet on the waves always gives me a hell of a fuckin’ cherry pit.

Ya got any dust trails for me, kid? Anythin’ fresh?

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

Uh, I saw a blue lizard yesterday? That’s all I got, D

[wkil-109]

BREAKING!! Blue lizard spotted by Fun Ghoul in... uhh.. whatever zone Fun Ghoul’s in! Stay tuned to WKIL-109 for updates.

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

@wkil-109

D! D! D! D! Hey!

[wkil-109]

What’s goin’ on, crash queen?

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

Not much! That’s why I radioed you!

[wkil-109]

You’re right, the static’s been awful quiet today... almost makes ya think somethin’ suspect is goin’ down...

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

Oh shit! Spooooooky!

[wkil-109]

Maybe it’s just me bein’ old and paranoid but quiet on the waves always gives me a hell of a fuckin’ cherry pit.

Ya got any dust trails for me, kid? Anythin’ fresh?

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

@wkil-109

D! D! D! D! Hey!

[wkil-109]

What’s goin’ on, crash queen?

-ddd

[ghoulfunghoul]

Not much! That’s why I radioed you!

[wkil-109]

You’re right, the static’s been awful quiet today... almost makes ya think somethin’ suspect is goin’ down...

-ddd

[wkil-109]

Good night ta’ crash queens, waveheads, airwave angels, crash track racers, people in love with Jet Star, Power Pup enjoyers, trampolines, dust divas, people with sand in places it ain’t s’posed to be, freshcuts, old schoolers, people whose crew don’t let ‘em drive, gay trans people, hyperthrust dancers, and Show Pony specifically.

The rest a’ ya... g‘night, I guess...

-ddd

[wkil-109]

why is cherri such a lawyer -not newsie

Aw, Cherri ain’t a lawyer, the kid’s just careful. You’d be too if ya saw some of the shit he’s seen.

But why’d ya ask. What did he do.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

he took my jacket!

[wkil-109]

Aw, witch…

Why? And where, maybe I can send Show Pony to get it back.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

the why isnt important i swear-

but i think its in his truck and i dont got the keys or nothing so i cant get it back

[ask-cherri-cola]

the why is that newsie stole my jacket first! 

[wkil-109]

If the two a’ you don’t quit squabblin’ om my waves I’ll come and steal both your jackets, how about that.

Give ‘em back, both a’ ya.

-ddd

[ask-cherri-cola]

@ask-your-bitch-newsagogo​ new plan: give me back my jacket, I’ll give back yours, and we’re stealing all of D’s now

[wkil-109]

Hey, I defended you!

But go ahead, I’d like to see ya try to get one a’ my jackets. Ain’t gonna happen dust darlin’!

Show Pony lock the doors—

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

welcome to the shouting through the static

other blogs that are super cool and you should follow:

@ask-cherri-cola

@ask-homeboy-kobra-kid

@ghoulfunghoul

@ask-star-cowboy

@wkil-109

@xxvalxxvelocityxx

[ghoulfunghoul]

@wkil-109

D! D! D! D! Hey!

[wkil-109]

What’s goin’ on, crash queen?

-ddd

[wkil-109]

why is cherri such a lawyer -not newsie

Aw, Cherri ain’t a lawyer, the kid’s just careful. You’d be too if ya saw some of the shit he’s seen.

But why’d ya ask. What did he do.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

he took my jacket!

[wkil-109]

Aw, witch...

Why? And where, maybe I can send Show Pony to get it back.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

the why isnt important i swear-

but i think its in his truck and i dont got the keys or nothing so i cant get it back

[ask-cherri-cola]

the why is that newsie stole my jacket first! 

[wkil-109]

If the two a’ you don’t quit squabblin’ om my waves I’ll come and steal both your jackets, how about that.

Give ‘em back, both a’ ya.

-ddd

[wkil-109]

why is cherri such a lawyer -not newsie

Aw, Cherri ain’t a lawyer, the kid’s just careful. You’d be too if ya saw some of the shit he’s seen.

But why’d ya ask. What did he do.

-ddd

[ask-your-bitch-newsagogo]

he took my jacket!

[wkil-109]

Aw, witch...

Why? And where, maybe I can send Show Pony to get it back.

-ddd

[wkil-109]

why is cherri such a lawyer -not newsie

Aw, Cherri ain’t a lawyer, the kid’s just careful. You’d be too if ya saw some of the shit he’s seen.

But why’d ya ask. What did he do.

-ddd

[wkil-109]

whos your favorite musician ?

Well, anything that ain’t one a’ Jet and Poison’s impromptu “performances” outside my station sounds like a damn symphony. But if ya want specifics, I got a new record here that’ll vibrate your eyes straight outta your skull! This next song’s called “Give Me Back My Fucking Jacket” by my current favorite AKA Loretta...

-ddd

[wkil-109]

Heyhey! Got any news?

Sure do, dust angel! Runners tell me things are lookin’ looney tunes down at the crash track. Couple of freshcut gangs were havin’ a clash, got all polka dottie. Races are still on, but bring a zapper if ya value your skin!! And make sure to stay tuned to WKIL-109 for updates.

-ddd

[wkil-109]

thoughts on TCM?

..Well I try my best NOT to think about him. Goddamn boot lickin’ carbon chasin’ capitalist. I s’pose he’s a necessary evil SOMEtimes.... but most a’ his merchandise is crap anyways! Mutual aid is the way t’ go, motorbabies.

Ahem...

Anyways, today’s broadcast is sponsored by Tommy Chow Mein! Head down to the shop for 20 percent off all Power Pup cans and dry kibble this week only!

Goddamn motherfu-

-ddd

[wkil-109]

How are you?

I’m shiny, thanks for askin’! Usually it’s all “where’s the dracs, doc?” Or “how do I get rid a’ flash rash, doc?” Never “how are ya, doc?” But I’m just milkshake, as always.

Question is, dust angel, how are YOU?

-ddd