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when bilbo first gave frodo this pearlescent bralette he was being shady because he thought the top would be wearing him. it's like giving your kid sister louboutins when she can't even walk in block heels.
so you know the girls were gagging here
babygirl.. dont be dead. be alive
if you hold a crystal while you are smoking it cancels it out
trauma dumping at the Council of Elrond
éowyn is your favourite lotr character when you’re ten because she’s a young woman who gets to FIGHT with a cool sword! and then éowyn is your favourite lotr character again when you’re in your twenties because she’s a young woman who is bitter and angry and deeply depressed but who learns to HEAL and find hope. and also she gets to fight with a cool sword.
every time i see a pigeon it's fat fuck friday
i don't want anything to do with john mulaney
Thinking about the Fellowship and….. languages
The hobbits speak Westron, of course, and none of them are fluent in anything else. But Frodo knows some Sindarin, even if it’s stilting and book-learned, and Sam might even know a smattering of vocabulary, too, having learned his letters – and gotten his literary education – from Bilbo. And they all come home with more of it, learned more naturally, from friends, Merry likely with a smattering of Rohirric on his lips along with the Elvish.
Boromir, too, knows only Westron, with the sort of knowledge of Sindarin that people who took a language class in high school and then forgot most of it have. He was taught some, sure, as a nod to Gondor’s past, but he never expected to use it, and when he tries his halting greetings on the elves now (Siulad, mae g’ovann– uh, mae l’ovannan? Goheno… uh…. goheno nin….) he thinks of his younger brother, who was always more attentive in their lessons.
Aragorn is wholly bilingual, with all the speaking quirks that affords, drifting from Sindarin to Westron mid-sentence sometimes as a result of growing up around both. He probably knows some Rohirric, too, and maybe even some other languages of Men thanks to his travels and time as Thorongil. But he speaks Sindarin like an elf, not a Gondorian noble, with a Noldorin accent, courtesy of Elrond’s people.
Legolas has passable Westron, really. He can get by, and you might not notice it at first – though the fact that he speaks it with so heavy an accent is obvious immediately. But he grew up quite sheltered, with a King and father incredibly suspicious of outsiders, and while his grammar is as strong as would be expected of a prince, his vocabulary outside of that which is needed for diplomacy has some notable gaps. The hobbits take it upon themselves to amend this after the first time he falters – turning to Aragorn on one of their first nights on the road and asking “Ai! Manen carfon ‘pesseg’?,” “How do you say ‘pillow’?” – and he trades words with them like gifts, as interested in their own tongue as they are in his.
(“That was very good!” he encourages, each time they try a new pronunciation, and Aragorn teases them not to listen to him, saying they’ll only pick up his strong Silvan accent. He and Legolas playfully bicker about the right way to pronounce everything. Only once do they ask Gandalf to weigh in. The wizard replies with the word in old Quenya, and there is a small riot.)
Gimli is bilingual too, of course, though you wouldn’t know it if his dwarvishness were not so plain in every other part of his being. His Westron is perfect and polished, like one who has spoken it from the cradle – and he has, because the dwarves teach their children other tongues alongside their own, so that the day they enter the outside world (and Gimli, Gimli grew up with his people in exile), they have the tools necessary to keep their Khuzdul buried deep and safe. Secret. He keeps it hidden, but sometimes when he speaks, there are other words that dance in his mind – ones that feel more of home.
(His stronger fluency in another’s tongue is something that gives him some satisfaction of his superiority over The Elf at first, but as they grow closer, he teaches Legolas new words himself, with sharper words of his own towards any on their travels who would criticize him for his imperfect speech.)
Gandalf knows many tongues, even some that are no longer spoken in Middle Earth. And he watches, as this fragile Fellowship trades words, laughing together over their learning, their gently correcting, their earnest curiosity. It is in joining together that the people of this world will prevail, and in their little band’s patchwork of languages, slowly being woven together, he hears hope.
Oh no oh no my research into Khuzdul morphology lead me to a page on that brought up the connections between Khuzdul and Adûnaic, and the specific example it used was talking about how in Adûnaic, “gimlu-nîtir,” which means “kindler of a star,” incorporates the objective form, since “gimlu” is the objective of the word for star, which is “gimli”
And given that this is Tolkien and there is very little coincidence with his languages, and also that it’s canon that dwarves use names from the languages of Men instead of their Khuzdul ones when interacting with non-dwarves, that means Gimli is actually named “star” and I’m having some kind of feelings about it!
I can’t emphasize how much this has undone me. The fact that in Middle Earth the stars are so heavily associated with the elves, in their very mythology and throughout every single work, but Gimli, Gimli who grows so close to an elf despite their rocky start, Gimli who is named elf-friend, Gimli who sails to Valinor with Legolas – his name means star, too. And Tolkien absolutely did it on purpose! The themes! The symbolism! Sir!!!
my favorite scene in the hobbit is when bilbo has to save the dwarves from the spiders and the only thing he can think of to do is to shout very rude things at them to distract them because 1. it shows that bilbo, having been raised in upper-class suburbia, thinks that the spiders will be super offended by his lack of manners enough to chase him 2. it shows that spiders are super offended by his lack of manners and 3. in modern day, it’s the equivalent of shouting ‘FUCKFACE’ at man-eating monsters
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Not to bring up peter jacksons h*bb*t trilogy (yuck) on main, but do you know how horrible of a writing choice was making the elves vegetarians for laughs? Elven history is full of legendary hunters. Hell, the god that first taught them how to road trip (an important part of elven culture) is literally the GOD OF HUNTING. In fact, we have more evidence for elves hunting than farming! Implying otherwise is celegorm erasure and i will NOT stand for it!
possible explanations:
1) they just fed the dwarves lettuce to fuck with them bcos they’re assholes
2) elves don’t hunt for meat they hunt to get up close to animals & pet them like wolverine
3) the elves in rivendell are mistakenly under the impression that DWARVES are vegetarians and wanted them to feel welcome
I thought of another one:
4) elves are Catholic & the dwarves arrived on a Friday
my hot take
I love that the "Defeating Sauron" part is the same length as the regular LOTR trilogy
ok but like…….. why did azog swear to wipe out the line of durin…… what was his deal…… was it just for the drama or
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*j.r.r. tolkien seeing a tree* effervescent……