lavender menace

mads - 26 - they/them - butch lesbian - named after a zombie dragon what's cooler than that - ask me about byzantine erotica.

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Higgledy piggledy

archaeologically

King Alfred's skeleton

went for a stroll.

A British proclivity:

monarchs untidily

end up in car parks when

churches dissolve

[klapollo]

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

[platoapproved]

armand + being annoyed with the coven

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[gothhabiba]

“Europe is literally the creation of the Third World. The wealth which smothers her is that which was stolen from the underdeveloped peoples. The ports of Holland, the docks of Bordeaux and Liverpool were specialized in the Negro slave trade, and owe their renown to millions of deported slaves. So when we hear the head of a European state declare with his hand on his heart that he must come to the aid of the poor underdeveloped peoples, we do not tremble with gratitude.”

— Frantz Fanon, The Wretched of the Earth (via precarious-life)

[dykeselfcest]

logging onto tumblr dot com

[spring-ephemeral]

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[aeshnacyanea2000]

There was not a lot that could be done to make Morpork a worse place. A direct hit by a meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification.

-- Terry Pratchett - Pyramids

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[dykecinema]

Do NOT like the racialized language being used against Louis throughout the season with no pushback and it's made even worse by the fact there were no black writers this season/some of it is framed as comedic like WHAT are we doing here

[pupfettipaws]

can the world cup just end already

[itmightrain]

Absolutely obsessed with the surveyor aiming her rifle and being like "tell me your name just tell me your fucking name!!!" and the biologist, shot, glowing, infected, hearing the sweat drip off the surveyor's forehead, yelling back "i dont see how thats relevant!!" dedicated to data sovereignty to the bitter end what a legend

[parkchanwoohoo]

i LOVEEEEEEE the killing of a sacred deer (2017). i’ve talked about this before but it does such a good job of exploring the hospital as a temple/medicine as religion, like i can’t think of another movie that’s so deliberate about examining the Sacred Awe the medical world holds itself in

Oh I ADORED IT, I loved how everything from the colors to the sound contributed to this overall sense of overwhelm saturating the otherwise mundane, I loved the way the movie was at its face about revenge while subtextually dripping with so much incest and sexual abuse that even moments of stillness were tinged with menace, I love any movie that talks about the violence undergirding suburbia and the way children become objects for the use and disposal of a supposedly benevolent patriarch

[ratajota]

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah