Oh Shit Dude You're Gonna Get Snurfled!

Experiencing a Utah State of Mind | Ollie | Any Pronouns | Writing blog is @golly-ollie | Icon art by the wonderful @chosqrd

[wndr-wll]

pov you are about to get snurfled

[wndr-wll]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[b4rfbrain]

on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

[cannibalchicken]

[akesi-waso-deactivated20231117]

my fav

[sacred-portal]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

floats face down past your blog

[sadistas]

[wndr-wll]

One of my tarantulas will only come out of her hide when I'm playing games and then when i turn to look at her and pay attention to her she'll turn away from me and scuttle back into the dark

[yugsly]

15 minutes in photoshop. I felt compelled

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[sparrrorow-art]

birds sitting flat is the best thing ever actually so have some ms paint birbs (sizes based on vibes, we stay silly)

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[thatsoup]

Developing new spiders here

[charl0ttan]

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

[csny]

i canoed home from the club

[elifinchsart]

my new snax.... ibugprofen

[crazysodomite]

Gives you the potion that turns you into a buge

[fivetrench]