SmokeMeI'mDOPE.

Heart of gold. I'm gonna teach my dog Spanish. Extroverted introvert . Dare to love me ? 

[hermajestyschimera]

[auors1-blog]

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

[doctor-biiitchcraft-deactivated]

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

[my-ditsy-little-world]

HOW DID THEY GET THIS MUCH FOOTAGE OF A PLATYPUS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT JUST OMG CAN WE ALL STOP AND REBLOG THIS PERFECTION?!

[woahgrapejelly]

it IS real

[dannyfisher-elvis]

Elvis Presley, 7th March 1960, press conference at his Graceland mansion

[slimetony]

I’m really worried half of you are bots

[babeybel]

how do we know you’re not a bot

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[babeybel]

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[verybritishproblems]

Not hearing someone for the third time, so chuckling and hoping for the best

[surprisebitch]

[buttliquors-deactivated20200601]

[kushandwizdom]

[spectralinterplay]

[woahgrapejelly]

lmaoooooo

[theheartbreakseries-blog]

[jacktheelephant]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[history-jokes]

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

Phillip doesn’t even have a face and he looks done.

[lotad]

[rhubarbes]

via Daft Punk US Shop

[wolfthecreator]

kiss the pussy before you eat it, it’s respectful.

[sickestambition]

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS VINE FOILAJKSDNFHIAUSODIJFKLASDF

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Children: [singing in unison] “Oh wee oh wee oh wee oh! [inaudible] Will.I.AM and Britney- “ [children stop singing]

Youngest child: [continuing to sing along] “Bitch!”

[littlehazy]

I’m the baby

[woahgrapejelly]

Lmaooo still was not expecting it..

[flawlessvevo]

[mielparaoshun]

She always acts like she’s too good for me.

[bosszoeeee]

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