[segamascott]

[c3rvida3]

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

[badgersprite]

Jesus at The Last Supper identifying Judas as the one who would betray him

[pippindot]

I found a spider in the snoozer

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[kosmogrl]

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

[toiich]

Hayao Miyazaki

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[soulmvtes]

girls and the inherent loneliness they have felt all their lives

[ahotknife]

this is what it feels like when someone's in the google doc with you

[kosmogrl]

[kuinhi]

Just tumblring the stress away

[keepasteadyhustle]

Cheaper than therapy

[varshnarsh]

oh!

[nightmarereverie]

[only-cat-memes]

[thoughtkick]

“I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies”

— Eric Shaw

[catcrumb]