what's the best (or the least worst) "oh gosh the plot has contrived a reason where we have to KISS š³" trope
Bad guys are looking for us! Quick, let's make out so they look away in disgust!
looks like someone needs CPR š
a contrivance!! only True Love's Kiss can save them now!!
my love interest has been brainwashed so I'll snap 'em out of it by kissing them
my ally has been brainwashed so I'll snap 'em out of it by kissing someone ELSE
okay, no, hear me out: I tripped and fell on your face with my face
I really need them to drink this potion but they just can't do it! welp š
oh noooo on this week's Star Trek omnipotent supervillains are making us kiiiiss
I have amnesia and forgot our existing relationship but I assume we smooch??
about to go do a heroic sacrifice so let's do a lil no-consequence kissy-kiss